re: SEC Team = Country | Why?

LSU= Brazil: oil, beautiful women, decent athletes and they know how to party.

Alabama = USA,they will forever believe they're the best even the years they aren't

Auburn= Canada, little brother syndrome

Ole Miss= Ireland, don't call their whiskey scotch

Miss St= Scotland, don't call their scotch irish whiskey

Arkansas= Cuba, once a problem for Bama, but now they've turned into nat on a bull's arse

Texas A&M= Texas, plain and simple. Whether they're a country or an SEC team yet or not, they believe they are.

Tennessee= Russia, once a super power turned into somewhat of an afterthought

Florida= China, a sleeping giant with internal problems despite having so much potential due to location and size

Georgia= England, once a great country. Lost a lot of steam from recruits/people going to the US/Bama. Still have fine women, so who cares

South Carolina= Germany, under a tyrant/dictator, they're great.

Kentucky= Mexico, they have two things they do well: drugs and soccer, much like Kentucky with basketball and baseball.

Vanderbilt= United Arab Emirates (Dubai), they have the smarts and money to probably take everyone out. They just worry about their bank account.

Mizzou= Greenland/Antarctica , the winters are too damn cold for the rest of us.