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Posted on 6/21/12 at 10:33 pm to SemperAuburn
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At least they don't call it "pop". When I hear people call Coke "pop" it gives me an inexplicable urge to punt a baby
When I drink a carbonated beverage I actually call it "soda frick everything south of the mason dixon line especially internet sec fans just because they are insolent dweebs pop." Then after chugging one, I piss in a bowl of shrimp 'n grits, defecate in a glass of mint julep, and search the phone book for women named Scarlett O'Hara so that I can deflower them. Cuz that's just what we Yankees do.
This post was edited on 6/21/12 at 10:35 pm
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