re: Official Application for Rivalry with Arkansas

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School Auburn
Conference/Division SEC West
All time FB record vs. Arkansas 11-9-1
Campus Distance to Fayetteville, AR Way too fricking far
Does your state border Arkansas (Y/N)? No, thank the Lord.
Do you eat pork (Y/N)? All day errryday
What does FYMF stand for? Better question: have you won your conference yet?
Wal-Mart or Target? The one that isn't destroying America.
Who won the 1964 FB National Championship? NO ONE CARES
What school will DGB sign with? Auburn :dollabills:
Was Arkansas ever in the Big 12 (Y/N)? When did you leave?
Who won the 2011 Sugar Bowl? Everyone watching Arkansas shite the bed.
Is a trophy awarded to the winner of our game with your school? At least it's not a boot.
Do you like boats? Only the ones that aren't sitting at the bottom of Lake Sugar Bowl.

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