All over town. Nobody tailgates at the stadium.

Vacation days are saved up for those Fridays off. My boss is a Bama fan but she understands CFB down here so has no issue with me leaving at 2 or 3 on Fridays to get out of town to get down to AU.

Everything is Coke.
Learn everyones history so you can be educated.
Make sure your women are hot, wear sundresses, and are either knowledgable about football or know when to shut up...preferably the former.

Here is the tough one for you guys...when the St Louis Cardinals are in that late Sept push to make the playoffs and Mizzou is playing UT at the same time...thse TVs better be on the UT/Mizzou game. Understand that football is more important.

Oh...and put some goddamn seats in that endzone! Im not driving or flying to Boone County(thats right, I already know where you guys are) for a frickin picnic!

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Posted by Pigfeet

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Member since Mar 2010

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Posted on 11/9/11 at 7:15 am to parkjas2001

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Here is the tough one for you guys...when the St Louis Cardinals are in that late Sept push to make the playoffs and Mizzou is playing UT at the same time...thse TVs better be on the UT/Mizzou game. Understand that football is more important.

And dont come up to one of our tailgate parties and want to start talking about the Cards in the playoffs. Baseball season ends when the SEC begins.

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Posted by Hoyt

Alabama: The Beautiful

Member since Aug 2011

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Posted on 11/9/11 at 7:25 am to parkjas2001

SEC Football is a religion. On Saturdays in the South hundreds of thousands make a pilgrimmage to their chosen college town to worship. The lucky ones file into the temple, wearing their "Sunday best", and leave all they have both emotionally and physically. If you aren't tired after a game then you are doing it wrong. Your mood and quality of life will depend on your team's performance from week to week. If you aren't an emotional wreck then you are doing it wrong. You should eat BBQ, Gumbo, Jambalaya, Chicken, etc. on gameday while drinking ridiculous amounts of bourbon and beer. However, you should be at church the next day... after all, that's where a lot of analysis and sports talk takes place.