re: Confession time: Which fanbase stereotypes do you qualify for?

I get too drunk to remember the game the next day. I think that's the only one I got. I'm not 100% sure I know all the LSU stereotypes.

1. Smells like corndogs
2. Punches nuns and children wearing the opposing team's colors
3. Lives in the swamp/has a cajun accent (I might have a little y'at when I'm drinking though)
4. Piss balloon bombardier
5. Talks about hating Saban but secretly desires him (of course that's an Alabama fan's stereotype of everyone)

Did I miss anything?

eta:
I do eat and enjoy corndogs on occasion (honestly, who doesn't?). I always though the stereotype was the odor of our fans??