re: Meltdown Potential

It's not appropriate for me to wish any harm on these teams given the timing of this weekend, but let's just say if a weird glowing meteor shower happened over the stadium and didn't hurt anyone but gave all the adults all this tingling sensation when they urinated and a milky drip with an embarrassingly strong "several-day-old-shrimp-peel" odor, then I'd be ok with that. You know, a little dipping sauce for some corndogs.