re: Iron Bowl line is climbing.. now at 4.5

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Cool story bro.

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It's not a story, bro. If anything, it's a parallel, or maybe an allegory, or maybe an allusory parable, or perhaps a fable, if I throw in some mysticism, like a Cupid Shuffling Saban, hypnotizing the crowd like a real life music box dancer.

Like a magic little gnome in a Cosby sweater, making all the men moist and all the women want to be men.

Like a man who would predict the death of bitches by a prick...a story of yore...

AND I SHALL CALL HIM RUMPLEFORESKIN