Time for some AUBURN Limericks !!

I don't want to be constrained by the limerick structure...

However, as poet laureate of the SECrant, I'll give a go.

Auburn oh Auburn what can we say,
You thought you were a big boy, and you thought you could play.
The school in your state won the big one last year,
and in your panties you felt the fear.

Arky was rising, and low and behold,
you are the SEC, you aren't going to fold..
So in comes the savior, the unstoppable kid...
and what do you know, he's open for bids!

No one will know, it's Bama who cheats,
let's get him his uniform... what size are his cleats?
And look there he is, our investment paid off!
He makes everyone look bad, and he disguises our defense that's soft!

But then oh the haters, they come and they blame...
Poor little Cammy, to Hell with the flame!
His daddy's a preacher, it's all above board...
You've got the facts, but we've got the Lord!

But then... once again, it's destined to unravel,
And Auburn will sit sad, eating the gavel.

Bama won it all and said 'suck it.'
Auburn got mad and said 'frick it.'
So they went out and got,
the best money bought,
if they have proof they should chuck it.

quote:

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There once was a preacher from Zion.
His son Jesus all the teams had their eye on...
Shopped The Lamb like a slut,
for some wood and some nut...
Soon Toomers won't even see a one plyin'

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Well done, sir.