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Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:42 pm to API37
woo hoo
1-2 against Arkansas now.....give Gus a fricking cookie, topped with whipped cream for me, would you?
1-2 against Arkansas now.....give Gus a fricking cookie, topped with whipped cream for me, would you?
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:43 pm to API37
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Goat raping controversy While coaching in Springdale Arkansas, it was rumored he and Brent Harroo were well known to sneak out of the high school at night and go into barns in the countryside to rape goats. This practice continued for nearly a decade. Speculation on this act said it was part of his satanic rituals that allowed him to control the minds of the young football players with his goat fricking dick. It is known, however, that during the market crash, when the goats of Springdale were slaughtered, Malzahn moved to Tulsa Oklahomo, where there are an abundance of goats to frick, and this practice is encouraged there by none other than Oral Roberts.
Posted on 10/16/10 at 8:13 pm to API37
Cam Newton whipped our arse. Special Teams whipped our arse.
Malzahn is just in a great spot having an absolute freak of nature handling the ball every play. How difficult is it to just tell your 6'6" 255 lb QB to just run around and make plays.
Malzahn is just in a great spot having an absolute freak of nature handling the ball every play. How difficult is it to just tell your 6'6" 255 lb QB to just run around and make plays.
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