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re: Funniest Heckle You Ever Said/Heard?
Posted on 4/19/10 at 10:01 pm to BenHOGan
Posted on 4/19/10 at 10:01 pm to BenHOGan
My greatest hit came at the PMAC in 2000. We were playing Auburn, and we sucked. I was in the front row. AU's players were warming up about 20 minutes before the game; the arena was relatively empty. We front-row lunatics wouldn't shut up, though.
All: M! A! M! A! How you think you got that way? YO MAMA (clap clap! clap clap!) YO MAMA (clap clap! clap clap!)
All: D! A! D-D-Y! You ain't never met that guy! YO DADDY (clap clap! clap clap!) YO DADDY (clap clap! clap clap!)
Me (alone, improvised): U! N! C-L-E! Who you think molested me? MY UNCLE (clap clap! clap clap!) MY UNCLE (clap clap! clap clap!)
It was one of the biggest laughs I ever got in my life.
All: M! A! M! A! How you think you got that way? YO MAMA (clap clap! clap clap!) YO MAMA (clap clap! clap clap!)
All: D! A! D-D-Y! You ain't never met that guy! YO DADDY (clap clap! clap clap!) YO DADDY (clap clap! clap clap!)
Me (alone, improvised): U! N! C-L-E! Who you think molested me? MY UNCLE (clap clap! clap clap!) MY UNCLE (clap clap! clap clap!)
It was one of the biggest laughs I ever got in my life.
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Posted on 4/19/10 at 10:04 pm to xiv
one of my favorites that is actually clean is you suck so bad nike should take your shoes away. we changed it to cleats for baseball
Posted on 4/20/10 at 10:07 am to xiv
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Me (alone, improvised): U! N! C-L-E! Who you think molested me? MY UNCLE (clap clap! clap clap!)
And that's supposed to heckle the player? Seems like that one would come back on you a little bit too there bub.
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