re: Funniest Heckle You Ever Said/Heard?

I do not remember who we were playing, but it was several years ago during a midweek, non-conference game. The first baseman for our opponent was a bit of a chubby guy who was definitely a Mo Vaughn type player. A foul ball floats just behind and to the right of first base but, although it wasn't far off, he still couldn't get there to make the catch, nor did it look like he tried very hard. A guy I was with shouted "if it was a pizza you'd have caught it."

Lots of folks laughed.