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Anatomy of the SEC
Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:49 pm
Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:49 pm
If the SEC were the human body which school would be the Head, Armpit, arse etc. ?
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Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:51 pm to GeauxVandy
Say wha????
I thought Vandy guys were smart.
I thought Vandy guys were smart.
Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:52 pm to GeauxVandy
Auburn - arse
Tennessee - feces
Florida - penis
Ole Miss - vagina
LSU - testicles
Bama - heart
Vandy - brain
Arky - the big toe
South Carolina - the gall bladder
Miss St - appendix
UGA - esophagus
UK - hmmm
Tennessee - feces
Florida - penis
Ole Miss - vagina
LSU - testicles
Bama - heart
Vandy - brain
Arky - the big toe
South Carolina - the gall bladder
Miss St - appendix
UGA - esophagus
UK - hmmm
This post was edited on 11/5/09 at 7:58 pm
Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:54 pm to tuck
Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:54 pm to tuck
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South Carolina - the gall bladder
LSU - testicles
I know LSU had makes a few ballsy calls under Miles.. but coaches will come and go.. and we will always be the only Cocks in the SEC.
Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:54 pm to tuck
UK=?
Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:56 pm to memphisplaya
Kentucky = Liver
Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:56 pm to Adiossuck
My point with the gall bladder and the appendix was that you could take them out and you really wouldn't miss them.
Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:57 pm to tuck
Bama - rectum
Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:57 pm to tuck
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My point with the gall bladder and the appendix was that you could take them out and you really wouldn't miss them.
And you called Auburn the arse
If this board is a micro-version of what each fan base is... Tuscaloosa seems to have way more asses in it than Auburn.
Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:59 pm to Adiossuck
I'm just fricking around. Don't take it so hard. 
Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:59 pm to Adiossuck
Who asked you anyways Chantiqueer?
Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:59 pm to Adiossuck
Don't take tuck so serious. He is just kidding around.
Posted on 11/5/09 at 8:01 pm to GeauxVandy
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Who asked you anyways Chantiqueer?
Oh Im sorry, I forgot this thread said "Tusk, who do you think would make up the Anatomy of the SEC?"
But Chantiqueer really? Something thats kind of like our mascot and an insult thrown in there? Is that like calling Vandy a bunch of butt-pirates?
Posted on 11/5/09 at 8:01 pm to tuck
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Auburn - arse Tennessee - feces Florida - penis Ole Miss - vagina
That is frikin awesome!
Posted on 11/5/09 at 8:02 pm to TheHat
Don't encourage him. After 4 wine coolers he starts to think he's funny. 
Posted on 11/5/09 at 8:02 pm to Adiossuck
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I know LSU had makes a few ballsy calls under Miles.. but coaches will come and go.. and we will always be the only Cocks in the SEC.
Trust me it was a hard decision. I was going to put you guys as the penis, but florida fans have been dicks for as long as I can remember (rG excluded of course). I had to go with personality over mascot.
Posted on 11/5/09 at 8:03 pm to tuck
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UK - hmmm
UK would be a wart. Something that showed up on the body but doesn't really belong. You could remove it and the body would be better for having it taken off.
Posted on 11/5/09 at 8:03 pm to Crimsoncutie98
All I know is LSU better not be the Liver. We drink way too much...
Posted on 11/5/09 at 8:04 pm to TheHat
Tuck pwns. I love him. 
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