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Posted on 11/3/09 at 5:33 pm to
Posted by Fat Bastard
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Posted on 11/3/09 at 5:33 pm to
Regarding the game, I think LSU wins. I think LSU wins because last year, Bama needed a pick-six just to make it to overtime against an 8-5 LSU squad. I think LSU wins because we don't have two lame co-defensive coordinators any more, just one damn good one. I think LSU wins because The Bear is f**king dead. I think LSU wins because The Hat will have at least one excellent surprise for Bama, and it will make Saban really mad. I think LSU wins because LSU is rising, and Bama is falling. I think LSU wins because we upgraded our QB from last year, while Bama downgraded its QB. I think LSU wins because Saban has proven repeatedly that his teams can and will overlook the opposition. I think LSU wins because we've won 7 of the last 10, and 4 straight in that trailer park they call Bryant-Denny. I think LSU wins because Bama hasn't played anyone as good as LSU. I think LSU wins because Les Miles is a better recruiter, motivator and human being than Nick Saban. I think LSU wins because everyone from Alabama is a web-toed, mouth-breathing grandma-humper with a single-digit IQ.
Posted by badredmo
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
231 posts
Posted on 11/3/09 at 5:35 pm to
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everyone from Alabama is a web-toed, mouth-breathing grandma-humper with a single-digit IQ.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 11/3/09 at 5:38 pm to
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everyone from Alabama is a web-toed, mouth-breathing grandma-humper with a single-digit IQ.
coming from a guy that lives in a state full of figs,funny...
Posted by Crimsonpanther13
Somewhere in Avoyelles Parish
Member since Oct 2008
7222 posts
Posted on 11/3/09 at 5:42 pm to
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Regarding the game, I think LSU wins. I think LSU wins because last year, Bama needed a pick-six just to make it to overtime against an 8-5 LSU squad.


You weren't 8-5. You were 6-2. Then you spiraled out of control after the crushing loss to get manhandled by the likes of OM and beaten by a really shitty Arky team.
Posted by RMFTBama
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2009
5285 posts
Posted on 11/3/09 at 9:50 pm to
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I think LSU wins because last year, Bama needed a pick-six just to make it to overtime against an 8-5 LSU squad.


Wow. This statement really puts your comment about single-digit IQs into perspective, because I'm not sure how many logical fallacies you just committed in one fell swoop.

Anyway, this sentence is about as logical as saying that Alabama won last year because LSU's national championship team needed a fumble to beat a 7-6 Alabama team the year before.

Further, saying we "needed" a pick-6 to force overtime is completely incorrect: the only thing "needed" to force overtime was a blocked field goal by LSU. I guess you've also forgotten about the fluke touchback on the opening drive that literally negated a sure touchdown?
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50260 posts
Posted on 11/3/09 at 9:57 pm to
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Regarding the game, I think LSU wins. I think LSU wins because last year, Bama needed a pick-six just to make it to overtime against an 8-5 LSU squad. I think LSU wins because we don't have two lame co-defensive coordinators any more, just one damn good one. I think LSU wins because The Bear is f**king dead. I think LSU wins because The Hat will have at least one excellent surprise for Bama, and it will make Saban really mad. I think LSU wins because LSU is rising, and Bama is falling. I think LSU wins because we upgraded our QB from last year, while Bama downgraded its QB. I think LSU wins because Saban has proven repeatedly that his teams can and will overlook the opposition. I think LSU wins because we've won 7 of the last 10, and 4 straight in that trailer park they call Bryant-Denny. I think LSU wins because Bama hasn't played anyone as good as LSU. I think LSU wins because Les Miles is a better recruiter, motivator and human being than Nick Saban. I think LSU wins because everyone from Alabama is a web-toed, mouth-breathing grandma-humper with a single-digit IQ.
I like thbis.
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