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re: Meyer's Plan?
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:52 am to MSMHater
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:52 am to MSMHater
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My favorite:
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Crompton knew early last week that Coach Kiffin had different expectations for him this game. “Coach told me after WKU (5 TDs, over 300 yards passing) to just settle down and be the QB I’ve always been. So I did.”
Yeah, that was a good one. This too:
"Obviously, the question is clear: how would laughably poor QB play help beat the Gators? Kiffin looked to the history books for the answer. “Trojan Horse motherfricker. Florida’s staff is sitting in Gainesville somewhere, laughing their arse off at a QB performance that would be embarrassing for a church league flag football team. They are scheming against the run. And guess what? Cromptos is gonna frick them up.”
Crompton agrees. “Yeah, I’m gonna pound them like I pound the swamp donkeys from Cotton Eyed Joes. In the arse. That’s how I fricking do it. I’ll probably throw a near-interception on my first play just to let em think I still suck out loud. But then? arse-fisting. Fisting. In their arse.”
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