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Posted on 7/25/09 at 11:45 pm
Posted on 7/25/09 at 11:45 pm
And now, what you've all been waiting for...
There were a few awards that required a run-off. I refrained from voting in the thread so my vote was the tie breaker. I noted those awards that required my vote.
There were also a few awards that will require a tie breaker vote. I'll probably do a one day vote for those on Monday and post those on Monday night or Tuesday.
I hope that all SECsy weiners will proudly display their award in their location profile with just the award name. (e.g. the Nutt SECsy). If you won more than one, put them all. (e.g. the Nutt SECsy, the Cock SECsy, etc.) The award name should remain there for the duration of the season or until the next SECsy awards show, which ever you choose.
The bolded name is your SECsy weiner:
The Gator SECsy – the best overall poster on the SEC Rant
I-59 Tiger, Ross, HBT, Duke, TT12
The Bammmer SECsy – the poster that gets banned the most, has privileges revoked or otherwise stays on the Admin's bad side. (OR the poster who had the biggest meltdown. I think these are one in the same this year.)
AuburnCPA, LuckyLee , southernstunna
The Ole Miss SECsy – the most delusional poster.
wildrebeltime, BT4LSU, RGC, superman, BamaScoop, DvlsAdvcate, Luke
The Barn SECsy – the poster most likely to spread rumors, falsely accuse someone of wrong-doing, and/or unjustly RA someone.
koury, CC Tiger1, AuburnCPA, LSUFoosball, ksayetiger
The Vandy SECsy – the poster you think has the highest IQ
TulaneTigerFan, I-59, southernstunna ( ), Ross, Diamonddawg , pioneerbasketball
The Vile SECsy (Tennessee) – the worst overall poster.
Bert Lyons 716, lsuin09, Kige, RGC, CC Tiger1, wildrebeltime, LSUFoosball , volwarrior
The Dawg SECsy (UGA) – the poster that seems like an all around good guy
AUCatfish, BlackHelicopterPilot, tuck, Ross, Geauxtigers468, Alahunter, mmjones87, Elisha, HBT, TT12, Billy Mays, Bankshot, 1BIGtigerfan, Duke
The Coonass SECsy(LSU) – (for people who read all of TD.com’s boards) the best overall poster from all boards combined. They must post on the SEC Rant to be considered.
HBT, elleshoe, tduecen, pioneerbasketball, TheDoc, xiv, Ross
The MissST SECsy – the most irrelevant poster
billberryu, LSUFoosball, lsuin09, RGC, CC Tiger1, Klaus, koury, 3rdand chavis, Bert Lyons, Governor
The Blue Balls SECsy (homage to UK bball) - best/sexiest avatar
TT12, DeanintheYay, Duke
The Hog SECsy - the best noob poster, or the best new poster with the most potential for success. (Only posters who have been registered since Jan 09 are eligible.)
RedElephants, Alabamya, Triple6Rebel, 3rdandchavis, Tom288 , Funky Tide 8, catfan81
The Cock SECsy(USC) - the biggest dick (not who has the biggest, but who is the biggest. I don't want everyone nominating themselves). REQUIRED TIE-BREAKER.
lsuin09, Tiger in Miami AU83, CC Tiger1, Elleshoe, HBT, TheDoc, tigersnatch
Other special awards (these are named after different coaches in the SEC)
The Spurrier SECsy – poster with the funniest one-liners and comebacks (i.e. the funniest poster)
AUCatfish, superman, Alahunter, Duke, HBT , tduecen
The Saban SECsy – poster most likely to get pissed and blow a gasket.
Tiger n Miami AU83, FGCU Gator, AuburnCPA, TheDoc, PJ, lsuin09 , BamaHSV
The Miles SECsy – poster most likely to take a chance, go against the grain, or have a differing opinion (has the biggest balls).
(I'm glad this went to someone who appreciates Miles coaching ability.)
LuckyLee, superman, woopiginaustin, CrimsonCutie, RGC, Alahunter, TT12 , I-59, wildrebeltime
The Kiffin SECsy – the poster with the loudest mouth with absolutely nothing to back it up. REQUIRED TIE-BREAKER.
lsuin09, koury, wildrebeltime, RGC, LSUFoosball, Elleshoe, superman
The Meyer SECsy – the person most likely to own someone in an argument. (This is an outrage! I came in second
)
LuckyLee, Alahunter, Ross, tuck, HBT, Duke, I59, dawgorama
The Brooks SECsy - the old-timer who is all knowing.
I-59 Tiger, 1BigTigerFan, Blueridge Tiger
The Johnson SECsy - the poster most likely to have a great drive-by post. He may not be around much, but when he is, he makes it worth your while.
pioneerbasketball, LSUFreek, Steven4Bama, tduecen, mmjones, elleshoe, Duke, Auburntiger, WRhodesTider , LosAngelesTiger,
The Nutt SECsy - the peacemaker. Person most likely to knight for a poster, coach or player so other posters won't be so hard on them.
TT12, CrimsonCutie, Capstonegrad06, Auburntiger, Elisha, TT12, HeartofGeauld, Ross, m2pro
The Chiz SECsy - the poster most likely to catch the most grief from one of their posts. Basically the poster that inflicts the largest number of flame responses.
CC Tiger1, Raymanz, wildrebeltime, TheDoc, Kige, LSUFoosball , superman
The Petrino SECsy - the poster most likely to change their fan affiliation. REQUIRED TIE-
BREAKER.
HBT, TheDoc, RGC, lsuin09
The Price-Gottfried-Dubose Special Merit award - goes to the best farker.
sawfiddle, NATidefan,Yurintrouble, NC Tigah, Big Easy
The Finebaum SECsy - the poster you are most likely to read when you see they have made a thread or posted in another. This award could go one of two ways and you have to be honest about it. If it's a good poster and you like to read what they have to say, vote for them. If it's a dipshit and you always read the stupid crap they post just to get a laugh or flame them, you better vote for them!
I-59 Tiger, wildrebeltime, Ross, HeartofGeauxld, Ross, Kige, TT12, Alahunter, LsuPimp , BamaScoop, LynxCat
The Slive SECsy - most rational, objective poster
rangers911, tduecen, CrimsonCutie, Ross, Alahunter, DC Raisherback
The Rant SECsy - best thread of the year
CrimsonCutie’s Babe Thread, ROLL CALL, Luke/CC Tiger1’s – “The hammer coming down”, southernstunna’s “Fake letter thread” , RGC Thread asking him to change his fan affiliation, Books you’ll never see published
The Sewanee, Georgia Tech, and Tulane SECsy - goes the poster you most want to leave the board and never come back.
wildrebeltime, lsuin09, CC Tiger, Kige, LSUFoosball, Maximus, Xbengaltiger, tduecen, Governor, tojo
ETA -
The Tebow SECsy - MVP poster from your school. These are the only schools that participated.
Ole Miss - Elisha
Arky - pioneer
Bama - Alahunter
LSU - I59
Auburn - Ross
Kige won the Vile and the Chiz SECsy.
Congrats to all the winners.
There were a few awards that required a run-off. I refrained from voting in the thread so my vote was the tie breaker. I noted those awards that required my vote.
There were also a few awards that will require a tie breaker vote. I'll probably do a one day vote for those on Monday and post those on Monday night or Tuesday.
I hope that all SECsy weiners will proudly display their award in their location profile with just the award name. (e.g. the Nutt SECsy). If you won more than one, put them all. (e.g. the Nutt SECsy, the Cock SECsy, etc.) The award name should remain there for the duration of the season or until the next SECsy awards show, which ever you choose.
The bolded name is your SECsy weiner:
The Gator SECsy – the best overall poster on the SEC Rant
I-59 Tiger, Ross, HBT, Duke, TT12
The Bammmer SECsy – the poster that gets banned the most, has privileges revoked or otherwise stays on the Admin's bad side. (OR the poster who had the biggest meltdown. I think these are one in the same this year.)
AuburnCPA, LuckyLee , southernstunna
The Ole Miss SECsy – the most delusional poster.
wildrebeltime, BT4LSU, RGC, superman, BamaScoop, DvlsAdvcate, Luke
The Barn SECsy – the poster most likely to spread rumors, falsely accuse someone of wrong-doing, and/or unjustly RA someone.
koury, CC Tiger1, AuburnCPA, LSUFoosball, ksayetiger
The Vandy SECsy – the poster you think has the highest IQ
TulaneTigerFan, I-59, southernstunna ( ), Ross, Diamonddawg , pioneerbasketball
The Vile SECsy (Tennessee) – the worst overall poster.
Bert Lyons 716, lsuin09, Kige, RGC, CC Tiger1, wildrebeltime, LSUFoosball , volwarrior
The Dawg SECsy (UGA) – the poster that seems like an all around good guy
AUCatfish, BlackHelicopterPilot, tuck, Ross, Geauxtigers468, Alahunter, mmjones87, Elisha, HBT, TT12, Billy Mays, Bankshot, 1BIGtigerfan, Duke
The Coonass SECsy(LSU) – (for people who read all of TD.com’s boards) the best overall poster from all boards combined. They must post on the SEC Rant to be considered.
HBT, elleshoe, tduecen, pioneerbasketball, TheDoc, xiv, Ross
The MissST SECsy – the most irrelevant poster
billberryu, LSUFoosball, lsuin09, RGC, CC Tiger1, Klaus, koury, 3rdand chavis, Bert Lyons, Governor
The Blue Balls SECsy (homage to UK bball) - best/sexiest avatar
TT12, DeanintheYay, Duke
The Hog SECsy - the best noob poster, or the best new poster with the most potential for success. (Only posters who have been registered since Jan 09 are eligible.)
RedElephants, Alabamya, Triple6Rebel, 3rdandchavis, Tom288 , Funky Tide 8, catfan81
The Cock SECsy(USC) - the biggest dick (not who has the biggest, but who is the biggest. I don't want everyone nominating themselves). REQUIRED TIE-BREAKER.
lsuin09, Tiger in Miami AU83, CC Tiger1, Elleshoe, HBT, TheDoc, tigersnatch
Other special awards (these are named after different coaches in the SEC)
The Spurrier SECsy – poster with the funniest one-liners and comebacks (i.e. the funniest poster)
AUCatfish, superman, Alahunter, Duke, HBT , tduecen
The Saban SECsy – poster most likely to get pissed and blow a gasket.
Tiger n Miami AU83, FGCU Gator, AuburnCPA, TheDoc, PJ, lsuin09 , BamaHSV
The Miles SECsy – poster most likely to take a chance, go against the grain, or have a differing opinion (has the biggest balls).
(I'm glad this went to someone who appreciates Miles coaching ability.)
LuckyLee, superman, woopiginaustin, CrimsonCutie, RGC, Alahunter, TT12 , I-59, wildrebeltime
The Kiffin SECsy – the poster with the loudest mouth with absolutely nothing to back it up. REQUIRED TIE-BREAKER.
lsuin09, koury, wildrebeltime, RGC, LSUFoosball, Elleshoe, superman
The Meyer SECsy – the person most likely to own someone in an argument. (This is an outrage! I came in second
) LuckyLee, Alahunter, Ross, tuck, HBT, Duke, I59, dawgorama
The Brooks SECsy - the old-timer who is all knowing.
I-59 Tiger, 1BigTigerFan, Blueridge Tiger
The Johnson SECsy - the poster most likely to have a great drive-by post. He may not be around much, but when he is, he makes it worth your while.
pioneerbasketball, LSUFreek, Steven4Bama, tduecen, mmjones, elleshoe, Duke, Auburntiger, WRhodesTider , LosAngelesTiger,
The Nutt SECsy - the peacemaker. Person most likely to knight for a poster, coach or player so other posters won't be so hard on them.
TT12, CrimsonCutie, Capstonegrad06, Auburntiger, Elisha, TT12, HeartofGeauld, Ross, m2pro
The Chiz SECsy - the poster most likely to catch the most grief from one of their posts. Basically the poster that inflicts the largest number of flame responses.
CC Tiger1, Raymanz, wildrebeltime, TheDoc, Kige, LSUFoosball , superman
The Petrino SECsy - the poster most likely to change their fan affiliation. REQUIRED TIE-
BREAKER.
HBT, TheDoc, RGC, lsuin09
The Price-Gottfried-Dubose Special Merit award - goes to the best farker.
sawfiddle, NATidefan,Yurintrouble, NC Tigah, Big Easy
The Finebaum SECsy - the poster you are most likely to read when you see they have made a thread or posted in another. This award could go one of two ways and you have to be honest about it. If it's a good poster and you like to read what they have to say, vote for them. If it's a dipshit and you always read the stupid crap they post just to get a laugh or flame them, you better vote for them!
I-59 Tiger, wildrebeltime, Ross, HeartofGeauxld, Ross, Kige, TT12, Alahunter, LsuPimp , BamaScoop, LynxCat
The Slive SECsy - most rational, objective poster
rangers911, tduecen, CrimsonCutie, Ross, Alahunter, DC Raisherback
The Rant SECsy - best thread of the year
CrimsonCutie’s Babe Thread, ROLL CALL, Luke/CC Tiger1’s – “The hammer coming down”, southernstunna’s “Fake letter thread” , RGC Thread asking him to change his fan affiliation, Books you’ll never see published
The Sewanee, Georgia Tech, and Tulane SECsy - goes the poster you most want to leave the board and never come back.
wildrebeltime, lsuin09, CC Tiger, Kige, LSUFoosball, Maximus, Xbengaltiger, tduecen, Governor, tojo
ETA -
The Tebow SECsy - MVP poster from your school. These are the only schools that participated.
Ole Miss - Elisha
Arky - pioneer
Bama - Alahunter
LSU - I59
Auburn - Ross
Kige won the Vile and the Chiz SECsy.
Congrats to all the winners.
This post was edited on 7/28/09 at 9:34 am
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Posted on 7/25/09 at 11:49 pm to tuck
strippers and cocaine it is
Posted on 7/25/09 at 11:52 pm to heartbreakTiger
Posted on 7/25/09 at 11:52 pm to heartbreakTiger
You beat me 9 - 5. Considering a lot of the votes it wasn't really close. I was an honor just to be nominated....nah.. frick that and frick you. 
Posted on 7/25/09 at 11:55 pm to tuck
Thank you, thank you very much. Now what did I win? 
Posted on 7/26/09 at 12:02 am to tuck
as my sig says im the best I will have a speech later
I will have a speech laterPosted on 7/26/09 at 12:08 am to heartbreakTiger
Have fun with the strippers
Posted on 7/26/09 at 12:46 am to tduecen
This post was edited on 7/26/09 at 12:49 am
Posted on 7/26/09 at 1:10 am to tuck
quote:
The Ole Miss SECsy – the most delusional poster.
wildrebeltime, BT4LSU, RGC, superman, BamaScoop, DvlsAdvcate, Luke
The underlined poster not winning this award says so much about the level of intelligence on this board.
Wildrebeltime thinks that Houston Nutt is a much much better coach than he is.
RGC thinks that State is going to beat Florida and Ole Miss next year...and the LSU game...State is going to in his words "not only beat LSU, but beat them badly"
He thinks that Jarvis Varnardo is a first round pick.
RGC winning neither the Vile nor the Ole Miss nor every other notable negative award really says something.
Way to go guys.
HT!
ETA: RGC also says that State's jumbotron alone makes Davis Wade stadium one of the best stadiums in America.
This post was edited on 7/26/09 at 1:14 am
Posted on 7/26/09 at 2:24 am to tuck
quote:
The Blue Balls SECsy (homage to UK bball) - best/sexiest avatar
TT12, DeanintheYay, Duke
RECOUNT
Posted on 7/26/09 at 4:52 am to inelishaitrust
quote:
The underlined poster not winning this award says so much about the level of intelligence on this board.
Wildrebeltime thinks that Houston Nutt is a much much better coach than he is.
RGC thinks that State is going to beat Florida and Ole Miss next year...and the LSU game...State is going to in his words "not only beat LSU, but beat them badly"
He thinks that Jarvis Varnardo is a first round pick.
RGC winning neither the Vile nor the Ole Miss nor every other notable negative award really says something.
Way to go guys.
HT!
ETA: RGC also says that State's jumbotron alone makes Davis Wade stadium one of the best stadiums in America.
Seriously, RGC is easily the most delusional poster on these boards.
Posted on 7/26/09 at 9:33 am to inelishaitrust
Totally agree, but it wasn't even close WRT got 21 votes. The next closest was BT4LSU with 4. I think him thinking that Nutt is the best coach in America (didn't he say he was better than Bear too?), and his defense of this position, is what did him in.
Doc, TT12 beat him by a fairly high margin. I actually assumed TT12 had it wrapped up but Duke got so many votes that I did have to count.
Doc, TT12 beat him by a fairly high margin. I actually assumed TT12 had it wrapped up but Duke got so many votes that I did have to count.
This post was edited on 7/26/09 at 9:34 am
Posted on 7/26/09 at 11:22 am to tuck
quote:beatdown biatch....
Doc, TT12 beat him by a fairly high margin
Posted on 7/26/09 at 11:40 am to tuck
the voting for the vandy award was bullshite, pure popularity. my iq is at least two standard deviations higher than I-59's. he's not even in the top 25-30 of intelligent posters on this site. none of the people that made the list for that award other than myself really are though
Posted on 7/26/09 at 11:43 am to TulaneTigerFan
quote:
the voting for the vandy award was bullshite, pure popularity. my iq is at least two standard deviations higher than I-59's. he's not even in the top 25-30 of intelligent posters on this site. none of the people that made the list for that award other than myself really are though
Dude, just shut the frick up and take it like a man....you lost.
Posted on 7/26/09 at 12:13 pm to TulaneTigerFan
quote:
voting
quote:
pure popularity
god damn- we know you live in new orleans expecting a corrupt ballot
Posted on 7/26/09 at 12:46 pm to tuck
Spurrier!!
Oh and we all know the blue balls was rigged by Bama. Why can't y'all win anything without cheating?
Posted on 7/26/09 at 1:36 pm to tuck
quote:
Doc, TT12 beat him by a fairly high margin.
it was a joke.
the running joke is that duke's avatar has the pedophile bear on it, and that it should win over a hot blonde.
now that I've had to spell it out to everyone, it's probably not that funny anymore.
Posted on 7/26/09 at 1:37 pm to TulaneTigerFan
quote:
the voting for the vandy award was bullshite, pure popularity. my iq is at least two standard deviations higher than I-59's. he's not even in the top 25-30 of intelligent posters on this site. none of the people that made the list for that award other than myself really are though
Posted on 7/26/09 at 1:38 pm to Duke
Well a bama fan is the one running the voting.
this feels like 1941 all over again.
this feels like 1941 all over again.
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