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SEC Coaches Royal Rumble
Posted on 2/28/09 at 9:41 am
Posted on 2/28/09 at 9:41 am
Slow morning...
In a free for all between SEC Head Coaches (and Coach O for kicks), who do you have winning?
To make this interesting, you cannot select your teams head coach. No offense, I just don't want to see Saban's name that many times
In a free for all between SEC Head Coaches (and Coach O for kicks), who do you have winning?
To make this interesting, you cannot select your teams head coach. No offense, I just don't want to see Saban's name that many times
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Posted on 2/28/09 at 9:43 am to FGCU Gator
Coach O Dirnks 5 red bulls and throws everybody out of the ring in under 30 seconds.
Posted on 2/28/09 at 9:46 am to FGCU Gator
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No offense, I just don't want to see Saban's name that many times
I'm ready for the Saban is a midget replys... Bring em... I'm goin with Chizik, I think he could woop some arse... would like to see him get paired with boy blunder 1st... would love to see him kick hell outta that big mouth.. 
This post was edited on 2/28/09 at 9:47 am
Posted on 2/28/09 at 10:17 am to FGCU Gator
Richt announces that Christ would not fight, and voluntarily throws himself out of the ring. Because he is a hypocrite though, he drags Urban Meyer out of the ring when the ref has his back turned, and celebrates with his team in the audience to Soulja Boy-Crank That.
RICHT AND MEYER - eliminated
Nick Saban sees two of his biggest challengers are gone, and takes advantage of a weaker SEC and clotheslines poor Bobby Johnson out.
JOHNSON- eliminated
Petrino loves the offense that the defenseive-minded Saban is showing, and forms an allicance with him. They go to gang up on Spurrier, who has been body slammed by O. Petrino and Saban lift Spurrier up, and as they are about to throw him out, Petrino drops his end of Spurrier. Saban, confused, is double-crossed by Petrino as Spurrier and Petrino toss the 140lb Saban out of the ring. His straw hat follows him. Offensive minded guys stick together.
SABAN- eliminated
I'll finish the rest when I get home from the store.
RICHT AND MEYER - eliminated
Nick Saban sees two of his biggest challengers are gone, and takes advantage of a weaker SEC and clotheslines poor Bobby Johnson out.
JOHNSON- eliminated
Petrino loves the offense that the defenseive-minded Saban is showing, and forms an allicance with him. They go to gang up on Spurrier, who has been body slammed by O. Petrino and Saban lift Spurrier up, and as they are about to throw him out, Petrino drops his end of Spurrier. Saban, confused, is double-crossed by Petrino as Spurrier and Petrino toss the 140lb Saban out of the ring. His straw hat follows him. Offensive minded guys stick together.
SABAN- eliminated
I'll finish the rest when I get home from the store.
Posted on 2/28/09 at 10:23 am to TT9
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I'm goin with Chizik, I think he could woop some arse...
Sweet...so if my coach can't beat your team, at least he can still beat up your coach.
So, we got that goin for us..which is nice.
Posted on 2/28/09 at 10:28 am to FGCU Gator
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Richt announces that Christ would not fight, and voluntarily throws himself out of the ring. Because he is a hypocrite though, he drags Urban Meyer out of the ring when the ref has his back turned, and celebrates with his team in the audience to Soulja Boy-Crank That.
Awesome.
Posted on 2/28/09 at 11:39 am to GoBigOrange86
Where's Nutt, trying to sell a used car?
Posted on 2/28/09 at 11:46 am to SLC
Da Bear's Bones, superglued together would take out all 12 current SEC coaches. He would then go dig up all dead former SEC coaches and play the bongos with their bones
Posted on 2/28/09 at 12:53 pm to danfraz
I think Coach Miles' hat would protect like a helmet....automatic advantage until Saban takes a bat to his knees
Coach O would kick arse all hyped up on Jaeger Bombs
Posted on 2/28/09 at 3:54 pm to dkreller
Nutt stands in corner biting his nails. Then he smirks, 'cause he's got some trickery up his sleeve.
Posted on 2/28/09 at 4:07 pm to FGCU Gator
Meyer's the first one crying. I know that.
Posted on 2/28/09 at 4:47 pm to FGCU Gator
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In a free for all between SEC Head Coaches (and Coach O for kicks), who do you have winning?
Les Miles.
By the time anyone can figure out what the hell he's saying, he would have done sucker punched him with an ambiguous low percentage punch that happened to connect.
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