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Ode to te Gumps - apologies to Radiohead
Posted on 1/2/26 at 7:10 pm
Posted on 1/2/26 at 7:10 pm
That there, that's not me
I used to go where I please
I used to walk through walls, I used float down the Black Warrior River
I'm not here, this isn't happening
I'm not here, I'm not here anymore .
In a little while, I will be gone for good .
The moment's already passed.
Yeah, it's gone and I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here anymore , I'm not here anymore.
Strobe lights and blown speakers
Fireworks and hurricanes.
I'm not here, this isn't happening
I'm not here anymore, I'm not here anymore . I’m near the River Styx in Hell with no place to go except to my double wide . Oh poor Willie he has been fired from Walmart . Gump dentists say they won’t accept any patients with less than five teeth . I’m ready to burn Dreamland because there isn’t anymore places to go .
Oh Lord what am i to do with no job and my cousin sister wives have eloped to Texas A&M . My sheep have left me so what am I to do . i’m done .
I used to go where I please
I used to walk through walls, I used float down the Black Warrior River
I'm not here, this isn't happening
I'm not here, I'm not here anymore .
In a little while, I will be gone for good .
The moment's already passed.
Yeah, it's gone and I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here anymore , I'm not here anymore.
Strobe lights and blown speakers
Fireworks and hurricanes.
I'm not here, this isn't happening
I'm not here anymore, I'm not here anymore . I’m near the River Styx in Hell with no place to go except to my double wide . Oh poor Willie he has been fired from Walmart . Gump dentists say they won’t accept any patients with less than five teeth . I’m ready to burn Dreamland because there isn’t anymore places to go .
Oh Lord what am i to do with no job and my cousin sister wives have eloped to Texas A&M . My sheep have left me so what am I to do . i’m done .
Posted on 1/2/26 at 7:40 pm to gonzoesq
quote:
less than five teeth
FEWER than five teeth
Posted on 1/2/26 at 7:43 pm to Missouri Waltz
Sorry what’s a few less teeth among gumps
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