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Texas is the 35 year old at the country club that
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:36 am
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:36 am
Still plays golf on his dad’s membership.
Yea sip, all hat no cattle pussies that are way outclassed in the SEC. They couldn’t get it done in that shite stain of a conference so I’m not sure what they were thinking coming into the dirty south to compete with the greens keepers sons.
They came here to die.
Yea sip, all hat no cattle pussies that are way outclassed in the SEC. They couldn’t get it done in that shite stain of a conference so I’m not sure what they were thinking coming into the dirty south to compete with the greens keepers sons.
They came here to die.
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 11:37 am
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:38 am to BamaScoop
Screw you We run this conference now!
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:41 am to Old Sarge
delusions of grandeur
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:42 am to lewis and herschel
We were the real champions last year!!!
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:44 am to Old Sarge
No one can ever take our regular season conference championship away from us.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:47 am to Old Sarge
Trophy is in Athens..... Completely delusional Texas people.
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 11:48 am
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:48 am to lewis and herschel
Close loss to Georgia counts as a win in Austin!
Sucks to be you!
Sucks to be you!
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:48 am to lewis and herschel
If Colt had played
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:49 am to BamaScoop
is this a response thread to the one started by an Aggie?
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:50 am to Old Sarge
Damn Son, you dumb as dogshit. You couldn't dump water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:51 am to Old Sarge
Using this situation to the fullest.
Well done.
Well done.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:51 am to lewis and herschel
We in Austin texas have the most superior educations in the entire SEC
And we RUN THIS CONFERENCE
And we RUN THIS CONFERENCE
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:52 am to lewis and herschel
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Damn Son, you dumb as dogshit.
he’s an Aggie you morons
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:52 am to Wolfhound45
We longhorn fans always come out on top
(And I’m not just talking about gay sex)
(And I’m not just talking about gay sex)
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:52 am to Wolfhound45
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Using this situation to the fullest.
Well done.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:53 am to tBrand
Same difference in my eyes. figs, all of you
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:53 am to Old Sarge
Best of luck in the SECCG
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:54 am to BamaScoop
Not a bad analogy.
35 year old good looking guy at the Country Club with a renowned father. We lack the generational trauma of Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi level poverty after free slave labor completely decimated an artificially created economic model and generally are funny, care-free, happy guys because of that.
You hardened men of the delta and antebellum south, well, you guys have gotten everything the old fashioned hard way and those bootstraps have calloused your hands with how hard you gripped them to pull yourselves back up! You go guys!
Also, not nice to wave back to me when I was in the dining room and you were out there directing that crew on this is NOT the club to use the backpack blower on, this one you have to manually bag the leaves. We explicitly wrote in your landscaping contract that the gas blowers are an ear-sore and are sloppy and you don't want to lose this account!
35 year old good looking guy at the Country Club with a renowned father. We lack the generational trauma of Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi level poverty after free slave labor completely decimated an artificially created economic model and generally are funny, care-free, happy guys because of that.
You hardened men of the delta and antebellum south, well, you guys have gotten everything the old fashioned hard way and those bootstraps have calloused your hands with how hard you gripped them to pull yourselves back up! You go guys!
Also, not nice to wave back to me when I was in the dining room and you were out there directing that crew on this is NOT the club to use the backpack blower on, this one you have to manually bag the leaves. We explicitly wrote in your landscaping contract that the gas blowers are an ear-sore and are sloppy and you don't want to lose this account!
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 11:55 am
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:55 am to BamaScoop
Bama has a championship game to play and is going to be in the playoffs, yet you woke up this morning thinking about Texas? 
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:56 am to terd ferguson
Frick you we Texas fans care only about real championships
Like the pop tart bowl championship
Like the pop tart bowl championship
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