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Upvote if you would leave your current job for $91,000,000 with gigantic guarantees

Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:35 am
Posted by lsuag88
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2006
3768 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:35 am
plus a blank check expense account and exorbitant bonuses and benefits
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 9:36 am
Posted by morriscat2
tennessee
Member since Jun 2012
2164 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:37 am to
Are LSU fans feeling guilty and you’re attempting to justify things?
Posted by southsidedell
Tampa, FL
Member since Dec 2016
5464 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:37 am to
You motherfricking right I would.
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
22855 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:37 am to
Does the new job include a huge payout that if I get fired I still get millions? If so yes, upvote.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:38 am to
What if my current job was willing to pay me close to that and it would allow me to not burn the bridge I’m standing on?

Lane Kiffin craves chaos. He needs to seek psychiatric help for that, and I truly mean it. I think his heart is in the right place most of the time. He’s got some deep seated psychological issues that manifest themselves in destructive ways.
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 12:02 pm
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
50010 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:38 am to
Sure. After the season
Posted by lsuag88
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2006
3768 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:38 am to
I said gigantic guarantees!!
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
76773 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:38 am to
Did the tGOAT steer me in that direction? Then absolutely!
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
22152 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:39 am to
If I can get the same deal where I am?

If I like my current working conditions, no sir.
Posted by lsuag88
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2006
3768 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:40 am to
Is that why Saban speaks so highly of him?
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
26893 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:41 am to
All of us would.....I would kill a friend for that amount of money prob. I am a bad friend.
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
22855 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:41 am to
Good cuz I'm about to get fired year 1. I'm thinking Bahamas, adult beverages, and hot Columbian women. Damn them women Columbian soccer fans are hot!(No pics)
Posted by GalacticaCannon
Member since Aug 2022
4716 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:41 am to
If my current job pays me close to after contract changes which means I don’t have to move to a piss dump like Baton Rouge, damn skippy I’m staying.
Posted by Emmanuel Goldstein
Member since Jul 2021
2176 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:41 am to
Not if my current job had the same offer on the table.
Posted by lsuag88
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2006
3768 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:41 am to
Tell OM officials that!!
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
76773 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:42 am to
quote:

have to move to a piss dump like Baton Rouge


Lane won't ever have to see that part of BR.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:42 am to
quote:

Is that why Saban speaks so highly of him?


Does Saban have any former assistants he doesn’t speak highly of?

I think Lane has grown a lot. I also think he still fights some serious demons in the form of drama/chaos. He seeks it out, which is highly abnormal for someone in his demographic range & professional platform.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
50010 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:43 am to
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Tell OM officials that!!

Nah that's all Kiffin, buddy
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
71961 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:44 am to
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Are LSU fans feeling guilty and you’re attempting to justify things?


As an LSU fan, I’ll take this one

Not just no, but emphatically no. frick ole Miss
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
22855 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:44 am to
quote:

All of us would.....I would kill a friend for that amount of money prob. I am a bad friend.


Glad we're just largely unfamiliar acquaintances.
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