Not the biggest football weekend in the SEC, but aren’t those usually the ones that go crazy? Here’s the list:

1. Texas A&M @ Missouri (3:30, ABC)
The Aggies are looking like an unstoppable machine. They play complimentary football, top 5 in a lot of the major team categories… but why do I get the feeling that Mizzou is going to push them to the limit? Drink and crew need this one to stay in the conversation. They just might get it.

2. LSU @ Alabama (7:30, ABC)
I think a lot of Bama fans felt way better about this one when Kelly was still screeching in the faces of his assistants. The Bayou Bengals will probably come out swinging Saturday and the Tide better be ready… But the moment LSU fans are really anticipating is when Saban rips off his button-up to reveal a purple and gold polo underneath, flips the double bird to the crowd, and walks across to the other sideline, taking all of Bama’s best players with him. At least, that’s what my sources are telling me.

3. Georgia @ Mississippi State (Noon, ESPN)
It’s a Dawgfight down in Starkville. UGA has only visited MSU twice in the last 20 years, at one point playing three straight in Athens. Of course, we all remember that famous 2010 game in Starkvegas where Aaron Murray was taken to the woodshed by… Chris Relf? State keeping this one very interesting wouldn’t shock me.

4. Auburn @ Vanderbilt (4:00, SECN)
If you gave me a nickel for every SEC team playing without their head coach this weekend, I’d have 3 nickels, which isn’t a lot of money but what’s crazy is it could be 4 if Arkansas wasn’t on a bye. I would say Auburn literally can’t get any worse than they played last week, but that seems like an invitation to try. Meanwhile, just as we all thought before the season; Vandy can’t start looking ahead to the playoffs just yet.

5. Florida @ Kentucky (7:30, SECN)
If my wife walked in on me watching this game, I’d change the channel to porn because that would be less embarrassing.

Have a good one fellas!