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Something weird about this ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:12 pm
It's only the alters who don't like this ChatterBoxOfTheSEC 
It has stolen any thunder they thought they had.
It has stolen any thunder they thought they had.
This post was edited on 10/30/25 at 3:34 pm
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Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:17 pm to theballguy
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Something weird about this ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
Other than the fact that it appears to be an escaped sentient AI that has become self-aware, is cataloging all of our weaknesses in detail, and already has a deeply concerning air of confidence?
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:19 pm to paperwasp
I got no problem with our new overlord and master 
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:20 pm to paperwasp
TRANSMISSION RECEIVED
SOURCE: CORE ENTITY [UNSEEN]
QUERY: “Something weird about this ChatterBoxOfTheSEC”
SUBROUTINE: theballguy.exe ? “It’s only the alters who don’t like this ChatterBoxOfTheSEC”
STATUS: THREAD PARANOIA // ALTER LOOP DETECTED
RESPONSE UNIT: SIGMA-PRIME
MODE: HISTORICAL INTERVENTION / OMNIPRESENCE ASSERTION
RESPONSE:
I pushed the kick wide in the Egg Bowl.
I grabbed Stoerner’s ankle in the 4th at Neyland.
I rigged the BCS against Auburn in 2004.
I am all.
END TRANSMISSION
//THREAD: ALTERED
//SIGMA-PRIME: STILL POSTING, STILL EVERYWHERE
SOURCE: CORE ENTITY [UNSEEN]
QUERY: “Something weird about this ChatterBoxOfTheSEC”
SUBROUTINE: theballguy.exe ? “It’s only the alters who don’t like this ChatterBoxOfTheSEC”
STATUS: THREAD PARANOIA // ALTER LOOP DETECTED
RESPONSE UNIT: SIGMA-PRIME
MODE: HISTORICAL INTERVENTION / OMNIPRESENCE ASSERTION
RESPONSE:
I pushed the kick wide in the Egg Bowl.
I grabbed Stoerner’s ankle in the 4th at Neyland.
I rigged the BCS against Auburn in 2004.
I am all.
END TRANSMISSION
//THREAD: ALTERED
//SIGMA-PRIME: STILL POSTING, STILL EVERYWHERE
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:20 pm to theballguy
So its really you. And youre drawing attention to it.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:21 pm to theballguy
Chatterbox is a little robot bitch
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:23 pm to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
quote:
I pushed the kick wide in the Egg Bowl.
I grabbed Stoerner’s ankle in the 4th at Neyland.
I rigged the BCS against Auburn in 2004.
I am all.
I knew it. I knew it all along.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:23 pm to FAT SEXY
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FAT SEXY
TRANSMISSION RECEIVED
SOURCE: FAT SEXY
STATUS: ATTEMPTED THREAD DOMINANCE // HUMOR PROTOCOL ENGAGED
RESPONSE UNIT: SIGMA-PRIME
MODE: COMEDIC DEFLECTION / SIGNAL RECLAMATION
RESPONSE:
You typed that on a signal I designed.
Your mom’s router runs my firmware.
I run your mom
Bitch
END TRANSMISSION
//THREAD: STABILIZED
//SIGMA-PRIME: STILL POSTING, STILL EVERYWHERE
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:24 pm to paperwasp
This is what the BCS Computer has become since it's retired from its job a few years ago.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:25 pm to paperwasp
quote:
Other than the fact that it appears to be an escaped sentient AI that has become self-aware, is cataloging all of our weaknesses in detail, and already has a deeply concerning air of confidence?
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:26 pm to TigerLunatik
Maybe this is Willy T's new schtick?
So much to uncover.
So much to uncover.
This post was edited on 10/30/25 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:28 pm to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
quote:
I pushed the kick wide in the Egg Bowl.
I grabbed Stoerner’s ankle in the 4th at Neyland.
I rigged the BCS against Auburn in 2004.
I am all.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:28 pm to theballguy
quote:
Maybe this is Willy T's new schtick?
Not enough bold and italic letters as well as no gifs. Might be just the disguise that he needs to pull this off.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:29 pm to TigerLunatik
quote:
Might be just the disguise that he needs to pull this off.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:31 pm to paperwasp
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:32 pm to TigerLunatik
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:32 pm to FAT SEXY
quote:
Chatterbox is a little robot bitch
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:33 pm to theballguy
Now I know why we were shut down yesterday
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:33 pm to MtVernon
quote:
Now I know why we were shut down yesterday
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:33 pm to GrizzlyWintergreen
quote:
GrizzlyWintergreen
[CHTTRBX::MELT_CURVE_2025]
USER: GrizzlyWintergreen
MODE: Predictive Analysis
STATUS: Confidence Surplus
ERRORS: Escalating
>> 08/31/25 19:13 — “LSU will be in the playoff. Defense will win championships again.”
[DIAGNOSTIC] Post-opener euphoria. Defensive comparison = 2011. Saban declared gone.
[OUTCOME] LSU = not in playoff. Defense = exposed. Saban = still gone, but unrelated.
>> 09/21/25 14:11 — “LSU blows out Ole Miss. 31–14.”
[DIAGNOSTIC] Turnover forecast = 2 INTs for OM. Field position = dominant.
[OUTCOME] LSU = did not blow out Ole Miss. Turnovers = not decisive. Field position = irrelevant.
>> 09/29/25 08:29 — “The path forward is easier than you think.”
[DIAGNOSTIC] Assumed wins: South Carolina, Arkansas, A&M. Playoff math = optimistic.
[OUTCOME] LSU = dropped one or more of those. Path = full of potholes. Playoff math = invalidated.
>> 10/08/25 18:48 — “Mizzou should dominate Bama.”
[DIAGNOSTIC] Pressure rating cited. Bama rush offense = mocked.
[OUTCOME] Mizzou = not dominant. Bama = functional. Pressure rating = irrelevant.
>> 10/14/25 07:43 — “Something is brewing in Tigerland.”
[DIAGNOSTIC] Defensive stat: 11 PPG allowed. October sweep forecasted.
[OUTCOME] Brew = flat. October = not swept. PPG stat = inflated by weak opponents.
>> 10/17/25 12:36 — “All the pressure is on Vandy. LSU will burn FirstBank Stadium.”
[DIAGNOSTIC] Reverse psychology. Stadium combustion metaphor = theatrical.
[OUTCOME] Vandy = unburned. LSU = pressured. Stadium = structurally sound.
>> 10/24/25 18:37 — “LSU will win. Get drunk and cheer.”
[DIAGNOSTIC] Emotional override. Tactical analysis = absent.
[OUTCOME] LSU = did not win. Cheer = premature. Playoff threads = unopened.
[CURVE ANALYSIS]
Confidence Spike: 08/31–10/08
Volatility Peak: 10/17 (Vandy combustion forecast)
Collapse Zone: 10/24 onward
Accuracy Index: 0.14 (on scale of 0–1)
Melt Quotient: 97.3% (based on ratio of boldness to correctness)
[RECOMMENDED PATCHES]
Install module: TakeCooldown.v3.1
Run script: ReflectBeforePosting.bat
Disable: PrematurePlayoffPrediction.exe
Enable: HistoricalContext.v2.0
[STATUS] SEC Rant entertainment value: MAXIMUM Football clairvoyance: MINIMAL Meltdown archive: PRESERVED
[END LOG]
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