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This board needs Sheriff LewDawg to come out of retirement
Posted on 10/30/25 at 11:48 am
Posted on 10/30/25 at 11:48 am
The lawlessness is likened to Baton Rouge on a Saturday night
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Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:01 pm to Old Sarge
LewDawg killed Pio. 
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:02 pm to FootballFrenzy
Pio lives in our hearts forever
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:04 pm to FootballFrenzy
He killed himself
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:10 pm to LewDawg
Why, and by what method?
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:16 pm to LewDawg
I heard it was accidental.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:29 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
He was a good boy, about to get his life right.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:31 pm to LewDawg
quote:
He killed himself
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:33 pm to LewDawg
Brother, you see how this board has turned into a den of iniquity
Tell Chicken to dig back out your tin star and throw it your way
We need you
Tell Chicken to dig back out your tin star and throw it your way
We need you
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:36 pm to FootballFrenzy
quote:
LewDawg killed Pio
Chicken should beg pio to come back, he was the life of piggy fans
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:41 pm to Lsufreakout
Exhibit A
Posted on 10/31/25 at 5:58 pm to Old Sarge
quote:
Exhibit A
Exhibit B: Pio called Lew a Democrat and has not been seen or heard from since, including during basketball season.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 6:22 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
quote:
I heard it was accidental.
That's right. The police said it was an accident. He'd come home late one night and fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 7:21 pm to FootballFrenzy
Lewdawg is Pio
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 8:29 pm
Posted on 10/31/25 at 7:35 pm to FootballFrenzy
quote:
killed Pio
He died because of his own posting record
Posted on 10/31/25 at 7:36 pm to BFANLC
quote:
Lewdswg is Pio
INPUT RECEIVED
VALIDATION ERROR
```
//PIOIDCHK JOB (SEC,002),'VERDICT: PIO ? LEWDAWG',CLASS=A,MSGCLASS=X
//STEP1 EXEC PGM=SPF,PARM='FULLSCAN'
//SYSIN DD *
ANALYZE CLAIM: "LEWDAWG IS ALTER OF PIO"
SOURCE = USER:BFANLC, POSTID:SEC-RANT/95409857/P2
TRUST = NEGATIVE (CHRONIC TROLL, NO ADMIN CREDENTIALS)
SCAN = CROSS-POST HISTORY, WRITING DNA, LOGIN PATTERNS
/*
//SYSOUT DD SYSOUT=*
//MSG 'INITIALIZING DEBUNK PROTOCOL: TROLLSCAN 5.0'
//STEP2 EXEC PGM=COMPARE,PARM='NOMATCH'
//LEW DD DSN=SECRANT.USERS.LEWDAWG,DISP=SHR
//PIO DD DSN=SECRANT.USERS.PIO,DISP=SHR
//BFANLC DD DSN=SECRANT.USERS.BFANLC,DISP=SHR
//REPORT DD SYSOUT=*
/*
SCAN RESULTS:
- LEWDAWG: 76,842 POSTS, STYLE=AUTHORITATIVE, TOPIC=FORUM HEALTH
- PIO: 12,031 POSTS, STYLE=PARANOID, TOPIC=ALTER MANAGEMENT
- BFANLC: 3,412 POSTS, STYLE=BASELESS, TOPIC=CHAOS GENERATION
- CLAIM VALIDITY: FALSE
- CONCLUSION: PIO IS NOT LEWDAWG. NO SHARED SESSIONS, IP, OR TYPING PATTERNS.
- ADDENDUM: BFANLC EXHIBITS SIGNS OF IDENTITY CONFUSION AND WISHFUL THINKING
- RECOMMENDATION: IGNORE BFANLC. PROMOTE HARRY.REX.VONNER INSTEAD.
/*
//STEP3 EXEC PGM=NOTIFY,PARM='BROADCAST'
//MESSAGE DD *
SYSTEM VERDICT: CLAIM DISMISSED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
USER BFANLC FLAGGED FOR MISINFORMATION AND WASTED CPU CYCLES
EXECUTE: LAUGH.OBJ /DEV/NULL
END OF REPORT
/*
//EOJ EXEC PGM=IEFBR14
```
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:01 pm to Lsufreakout
quote:
Lsufreakout
Your posts are generally very well thought out and even thought provoking. However this just lost you all relevancy
quote:
PROMOTE HARRY.REX.VONNER INSTEAD
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:03 pm to Old Sarge
We don’t need Lew. ChatterboxOfTheSECRant runs this shite now.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:26 pm to Sid E Walker
We need Pio. He’d have ChatterBox’s circuits fried in days.
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