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Rant name the last coach as fat as Elko who won a championship in college football.

Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:27 am
Posted by jryanw
Bham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:27 am
Also did you guys know this guy is only 48? He looks 68.
Fat arse Elko.
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:27 am to
You’ve been melting about Aggie all day
Posted by McGregor
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:28 am to
Fulmer
Posted by 3down10
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:28 am to
The great pumpkin?
Posted by Night Vision
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:28 am to
Lord Humongous Phatimus Maximus?
Posted by jryanw
Bham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
5775 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:28 am to
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Fulmer


That’s the last one I remember in all of college football. So way back in 1998
Posted by jryanw
Bham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
5775 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:29 am to
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You’ve been melting about Aggie all day


Stating verifiable facts isn’t melting Faggie.
This post was edited on 10/27/25 at 11:38 am
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:31 am to
You started this response thread because you were getting slapped around


Melt [ON] off.
Posted by borotiger
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:34 am to
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verifiably facts


Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:35 am to
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Rant name the last coach as fat as Elko who won a championship in college football.


Forget championship. I can't name the last coach as fat as Elko. Maybe there was one, it's a pretty high hurdle.
Posted by jryanw
Bham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
5775 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:38 am to
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Forget championship. I can't name the last coach as fat as Elko. Maybe there was one, it's a pretty high hurdle.


I think we would have to go back to Mangino
Posted by Gunny Hartman
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:40 am to
Who gives a damn? If Elko keeps winning, he can have the last helping of mashed potatoes and gravy every time.
Posted by FrankWhite'56
Close to Austin - but not TOO close
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:41 am to
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Stating verifiable facts isn’t melting Faggie.


Melt confimed.

Please continue.
Posted by TXBQAG02
Member since Nov 2024
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:41 am to
They’re broken. It’s all they have left.
Posted by VFL67
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:43 am to
The great pumpkin charlie brown
Posted by jryanw
Bham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
5775 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:43 am to
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You started this response thread because you were getting slapped around


No. I was arguing with faggies in a thread that has just become this argument. I made this thread to not continue to hijack that thread and to let the rest of the rant have their opinion on if we will see a fat arse win a championship for the first time since 1998.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:43 am to
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can't name the last coach as fat as Elko.

Mangino was frigging massive.
This post was edited on 10/27/25 at 3:28 pm
Posted by FrankWhite'56
Close to Austin - but not TOO close
Member since Feb 2013
995 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:44 am to
LOL Mark Mangino says hello.
Posted by jryanw
Bham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
5775 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:44 am to
Are you under the misconception that Elko looks better than that?
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
61175 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:46 am to
You are looking like the kid with tears and snot running down his face as he screams at people


Are you 12?
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