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I talked to Linda today

Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:04 pm
Posted by Imber
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Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:04 pm
She was feeding her alligator and didn't have much time to chat, but there are jalapeños and banana peppers from her garden in the break room.

She's holding a seance at her burn pit tonight. Spam kabobs and milk will be provided. Bring your own toothpicks.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:24 pm to
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She was feeding her alligator

Oh dear — that's how Harry lost his legs last summer!

Are you telling me right now that Linda is part of the very Mexican drug cartel that kidnapped and tortured him down in Belize?

Because that would actually make soo much sense.

Posted by Imber
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Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:45 pm to
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Are you telling me right now that Linda is part of the very Mexican drug cartel that kidnapped and tortured him down in Belize?


I can neither confirm nor deny that.

Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:12 pm to

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I talked to Linda today, she was …







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Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 7/25/25 at 3:45 pm to
Been a long time, girl …

sigh

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 7/25/25 at 4:53 pm to
I can't stand that Zelinski-loving bitch
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 7/25/25 at 4:55 pm to
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Oh dear — that's how Harry lost his legs last summer!






*WrongTrumpGif*


it was crocodiles, not alligators
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 7/25/25 at 4:57 pm to
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it was crocodiles, not alligators

Posted by Ferriday AF
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Posted on 7/26/25 at 4:04 pm to
9/10
Posted by Imber
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Posted on 7/26/25 at 5:54 pm to


Posted by Summer of Jimbo
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Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:19 am to
Posted by Imber
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Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:06 pm to
And just about everyone in the comments agrees.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 7/28/25 at 10:48 am to
Imber is an internet celebrity?!!



Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 7/28/25 at 11:57 am to
Linda looks like a slim 350.
Posted by Imber
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Posted on 7/28/25 at 12:07 pm to
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Imber is an internet celebrity?!!



Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 7/28/25 at 12:47 pm to
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Spam kabobs and milk will be provided.


I love SPAM kabobs!!


Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 7/28/25 at 2:29 pm to
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Linda looks like a slim 350

Posted by Summer of Jimbo
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Posted on 7/29/25 at 2:47 am to
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Linda looks like a slim 350.


They say boys away go after girls that remind them of their Mom .
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 7/29/25 at 7:25 am to
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They say boys away
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