SEC Coaches in a Death Match - Who ya Got?

I wish Orgeron was still an option.

Here is my rank
Chizik
Nutt
Miles

I think Chizik/Miles would be the final

Nuttbag for some reason...looks kinda fiesty.

Meyer gets put in a headlock and getts noogies from CLM.

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Who would finish last, Spurrier or Saban?

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I'd like to think Meyer but Spurrier's prehistoric arse would probably break a hip while talking trash pre-game

Miles clinches his teeth while Chizik says boo and Petrino runs and hides during warm ups.

paw paw brooks and the ole ball coach would die first then everyone gangs up on saban and meyer.
then johnson and richt are killed by miles and chizik.
petrino tries to hide but the good rev nutt kills him but in the process takes himself out. mullen is killed by chizik and then the mad hatter pulls his hat over chizik. chizik tries to kill miles in the balls but that does nothing since lesticles are made of steal in which he teabags chizik to death with them.

miles thinks he has won but bobby johnson hits him from the back with a chair. because miles actually killed steve martin and not bobby johnson

johnson is very crafty