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State or Ole Miss...trade you TWO recent Elite Eights for one of those baseball nattys...

Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:30 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:30 pm
deal?




We'll throw in a women's indoor track & field natty?




Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:33 pm to
Vecchio?


Posted by Vecchio Cane
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:36 pm to
Ole Miss has the lawyers. There’s always a deal

Good Luck!
This post was edited on 4/13/24 at 9:39 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:39 pm to
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We only deal in a barter system.




Starkville wants some mountains and some chicken houses? is that what you're asking?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:41 pm to
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There’s always a deal



40 square miles of mountains for Starkville in exchange for the baseball natty?


Is that what you're proposing???
Posted by Vecchio Cane
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:41 pm to
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Starkville wants some mountains


Yes.

I mean, if that’s too much then maybe Arkansas just doesn’t want it bad enough
Posted by AllbyMyRelf
Virginia
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:42 pm to
That’s actually a really tempting offer
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:42 pm to
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Yes.

I mean, if that’s too much then maybe Arkansas just doesn’t want it bad enough




No, we're on the horn with our people right now

We like the offer!
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:43 pm to
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That’s actually a really tempting offer



okay so if you get the 40 sq miles of mountains, you don't get the Elite Eights, you understand?
Posted by AllbyMyRelf
Virginia
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:47 pm to
That’s fine. An elite 8 doesn’t really do anything for us.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:47 pm to
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if you get the 40 sq miles of mountains, you don't get the Elite Eights, you understand?


Don’t be obtuse, HRV. Frankly, this is a bit insulting but we won’t let it derail a partnership.

We know you’ll do the right thing
Posted by TMRebel
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:50 pm to
We could lose forever in basketball and it wouldn’t change my routine. That single baseball natty was a wonderful time that I don’t think would be replicated with just going to the Elite 8.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:51 pm to
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That’s fine. An elite 8 doesn’t really do anything for us.



done!
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:52 pm to
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Don’t be obtuse, HRV. Frankly, this is a bit insulting but we won’t let it derail a partnership.

We know you’ll do the right thing



wait...

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:55 pm to
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We could lose forever in basketball and it wouldn’t change my routine. That single baseball natty was a wonderful time that I don’t think would be replicated with just going to the Elite 8.



TWO Elite Eights dummy

TWO
Posted by Vecchio Cane
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:01 pm to
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wait…


Good dog/bad dog strategy.

Since you’ve devalued the Elite 8s, we’ll settle for 500 acres of prime duck habitat close to Stuttgart

Plus the 50 square miles of scenic mountains & rivers

This post was edited on 4/13/24 at 10:04 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:10 pm to
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Good dog/bad dog strategy.

Since you’ve devalued the Elite 8s, we’ll settle for 500 acres of prime duck habitat close to Stuttgart



250 acres


quote:

Plus the 50 square miles of scenic mountains & rivers



No one said anything about rivers...





We'll throw in a Sweet 16 and the 2003 Poulan Weedeater Independence Bowl
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:13 pm to
Throw in that restaurant in Gaston and we’ll talk.
This post was edited on 4/13/24 at 10:14 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:15 pm to
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Throw in that restaurant in Gaston and we’ll talk.





Done!
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:15 pm to
Also we’ll wait until after the season to make a deal. We’re currently on pace to either fire our coach or win another natty.
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