re: UF leading the way for a change

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College tuition is too damn high!

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Its free if you follow these easy steps…

1. Fly to Tijuana
2. Spend a week there, work on your tan and learn some or brush up on Spanish.
“No speka da engla” is sufficient.
3. Burn all of your ID’s
4. Walk across the US/Mexico border at Eagle Pass
5. Say high to Joe.
6. Get handed 10k of US dollars and No-Limit Credit Card. Pick out your cell phone.
7. Get voter registration and Lifetime membership to the Democrat party
8. Get drivers license to any state desired.
9. Get “out of jail/prison/court card” in case caught stealing, assault, or murder of any US Born citizen
10.Agree to be present when they hear your refugee case in 2045
11.Get bussed to a NY City Luxury Hotel for 2 years. Meal plan and 10k cash a month included.
12. Get free tuition to any University or College of your choice. West Point is only a few miles away.
13. And of course in order to keep this about football and not politics, get lifetime membership into Cal/Berkley Football Boosters Club with game seats included.