I went to the store the other day and met some Florida fans.

I was standing behind one in line, jorts and all.

And he turned around and said "this dumb bitch doesn't know WHAT she's doing".

So I replied with "maybe she's just new, she's like 16."

And he said women shouldn't be in a place of work.

But I found it funny because this dude is like 300+ and balding, titties flopping everywhere. Probably goes home and fricks his poor dog half to death, IF he can get up from the couch.



Get off the couch guys. Go touch grass.

Your moods are swayed depending on whether or not your favorite football team played ball good.