re: Jalen DuBose is not Saban

Ye uncultured cretins stand aghast, agape, asunder, at the stately yet elegant utterances of an educated fellow such as OP. Alas, thou will never understand the thread thy OP spins, forecasting the grim futurity of young DeBoer, who, despite whatever great achievements lay ahead, will always be a Second Son of the Crimson realm.