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Spoke to the wife/cousin of my Misery buddy this morning
Posted on 1/6/24 at 9:38 am
Posted on 1/6/24 at 9:38 am
Said that she couldn't talk long as she had to get to her goshdarn morning shift at Kum and Go and restock the dadgum coolers with Zima. She said he's breathing but still passed out on the linoleum floor of their Shady Lane double wide after drinking dadgum Zima nonstop ever since he heard the news of goshdarn LSU telling Misery to STTDB by stealing Benedict Baker
She said that he had been pulling all his dadgum hair out these past few days on the Baker rumors and how they could win a tough road game at goshdarn UMass next fall after losing their entire dadgum defense and coach.
His Shady Lane friends tried an intervention last night but all they did was bring more Zima and sit/drink on the dadgum rocks on the roof they stole from ferret field and talk about the goshdarn good ol days with fond memories of Zima-filled December tailgates in Shreveport and how dadgum DeLoss was right after all!!1!!!1!!
She said that he had been pulling all his dadgum hair out these past few days on the Baker rumors and how they could win a tough road game at goshdarn UMass next fall after losing their entire dadgum defense and coach.
His Shady Lane friends tried an intervention last night but all they did was bring more Zima and sit/drink on the dadgum rocks on the roof they stole from ferret field and talk about the goshdarn good ol days with fond memories of Zima-filled December tailgates in Shreveport and how dadgum DeLoss was right after all!!1!!!1!!
This post was edited on 1/6/24 at 9:40 am
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Posted on 1/6/24 at 9:41 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Zima? Oh it is a steer fan. Carry on
Posted on 1/6/24 at 9:43 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
This probably sounded funny to you in your head. Sad it didn’t stay there.
Posted on 1/6/24 at 9:44 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
fricking Mothballs.
You spoke to your wife? I thought she left you.
You have to appreciate that you can post more than a line that gets read here on the Rant versus Tigerboard.
Too bad you’re taken as seriously here as you are there.
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Spoke to the wife/cousin of my Misery buddy
You spoke to your wife? I thought she left you.
You have to appreciate that you can post more than a line that gets read here on the Rant versus Tigerboard.
Too bad you’re taken as seriously here as you are there.
Posted on 1/6/24 at 10:17 am to CelticTiger
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This probably sounded funny to you in your head. Sad it didn’t stay there.
I understand it difficult for Misery fans to accept the reality that you will always be a middling SEC team
The stars aligned for you this year by sneaking past a Middle Tennessee team that fired their HC, having to kick a 61 yard FG to beat an average Kansas State team, needing a fake punt to eek out a win over Kentucky
Now reality sets in. You can't financially compete with the big boys in the SEC. If a blueblood wants to buy one of your players or coaches, they will and there's nothing you can do about it
By the way, if y'all want to watch Wingo this fall I'll see about getting you tickets at DKR
Posted on 1/6/24 at 10:54 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
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I understand it difficult for Misery fans to accept the reality that you will always be a middling SEC team
I’m sorry, you missed my point. My point was your post wasn’t funny at all. Nothing more.
You sure do seem to like to type a lot about Missouri tho. Thanks for the attention I guess.
Posted on 1/6/24 at 10:56 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
quote:Dude, put a sock in it.
GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Posted on 1/6/24 at 10:56 am to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
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Spoke to the wife/cousin of my Misery buddy this morning
Did you take break from dildo licking at the gun protest to make the call?
Posted on 1/6/24 at 12:01 pm to Moon Pie
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Did you take break from dildo licking at the gun protest to make the call?
You seem to have me confused with a Misery fan
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