re: Georgia had the weakest "dynasty" in college football history

You are just cherry picking two non title years on the edge of two title years. Obviously, with Bama, you would say in 17 years we have 9 SEC titles and 6 natties with 4 Heisman winners. But, if you want to use your window of time, just say:

2011-2012:
2 natties, 1 SEC title, 1 heisman finalist, 2-1 versus LSU (both wins crushed LSU’s soul), 2-0 versus Auburn