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re: Cockzilla!!!
Posted on 10/18/23 at 8:10 am to Lonnie Utah
Posted on 10/18/23 at 8:10 am to Lonnie Utah
The gigantic beast surveys Faurot Field. Among the tens of thousands of fans, he spots him. Remembering what he did to SOS, He lets out a deafening roar, MAUK! MAUK!! MAUK!!!
Enraged, flames shoot from Cockzilla's eyes torching an unsuspecting hot dog cart....
Enraged, flames shoot from Cockzilla's eyes torching an unsuspecting hot dog cart....
This post was edited on 10/18/23 at 8:15 am
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 8:43 am to Lonnie Utah
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The gigantic beast surveys Faurot Field. Among the tens of thousands of fans, he spots him. Remembering what he did to SOS, He lets out a deafening roar, MAUK! MAUK!! MAUK!!!
As Cockzilla makes his way towards Mauk, he is startled by the Rock M at the north endzone and assumes it's a tribute to Mauk, but it's actually for Mothra. Cockzilla becomes confused and shrivels up in the cool CoMo air.
BTW, Mauk's tribute is an M made out of crack rocks underneath the piss trough in the north endzone bathroom.
Posted on 10/19/23 at 7:49 am to Lonnie Utah
Oh no, they say, he's got to go
Go go Cockzilla, yeah!!
Oh no, there goes CoMo
Go go Cockzilla, yeah!!
Go go Cockzilla, yeah!!
Oh no, there goes CoMo
Go go Cockzilla, yeah!!
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