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re: Real Convos of SEC Tailgating

Posted on 7/15/23 at 7:01 am to
Posted by JoinTheResistance
Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 7/15/23 at 7:01 am to
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 7/15/23 at 8:34 am to
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Ol Rock is out on a third date with a pretty little coed. Tonight's the night, and after drinks at the Chicken, they're headed to the Motel 6. On the way back to the truck, they notice a baby skunk in the mud lot behind Northgate. She insists that they rescue the animal, and Rock, aiming to please, puts it in his Carhart jacket and loads him into the truck. Once they are in the motel room, and things are getting a liitle heated in the bed, she notices that the baby skunk is shivering. She says "Rock. the poor thing's freezing!". Rock says "Well put him under the covers with us.". She gasps "But it stinks!". Ol Rock replies "Well then hold it's little nose!".

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TO 'EM AGGIES!!!
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