re: Hey LSU fans, just wanted to let you in on a little secret

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While your cheering on your football and baseball teams when they win, your state is losing in literally every metric possible. I’m not even trying to troll. Sports aside, your state is losing population, has an increasing welfare rate, increasing crime rate, sinking coastline, lowest healthcare ranking out of all 50 states, and has consistently been ranked as one of the worst states to live in out of all US states. And yet you all continue to live in this fantasyland and pretend things aren’t as bad as they really are. Such is the delusion of the LSU fan.

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I don’t dispute any of this, but it really does deserve to be pointed out - this conference was so much better before we sullied it with this Big 12 reject garbage. The biggest mistake the SEC ever made was when it took the easy money grab and allowed Texas 8-4 into our idillic wonderland. The fatal blow was when we continued by allowing the Longwhorns in.

We flew too close to the sun. And now our beautiful conference will likely share you reject garbage’s similar fate.