re: Let's write a song together - I'll start it off

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All my dogs are Sally
Named'em after their mama
We live with my woman and a fish named Katie, 6 miles south of Houma

Katie is not some aquarium fish
She's a brackish-loving bull shark
She swims to the porch and flaunts her fin, to make all the Sallys bark

One Sally just came up missing
Vanished outta thin air
Checked with my neighbor Amos Moses, he hadn't seen hide nor hair
When Katie circled near the porch, I could have sworn she smiled

All my dogs are Sally
Including the one we can't find

Ol' Katie was a bit of a legend
To the folks all around Houma
For she took out a couple of fishermen and my neighbor's prized llama.

Now my woman's folks and my family, too
Won't come to visit our shack
They're all afeared of being the next victim of a deadly shark attack.

Anotha Sally just came up missing
Vanished outta thin air
Checked with my neighbor Amos Moses, he hadn't seen hide nor hair
When Katie circled near the porch, I could have sworn she smiled

All my dogs are Sally
Including the ones we can't find

One day Katie got a little close to shore
And Sally Number 3 got brave
Jumped teeth first into the pool and took Katie to her grave.

Allllll my dogs are Sallllly

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