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re: Let's write a song together - I'll start it off

Posted on 5/6/23 at 8:12 am to
Posted by Lutcher Lad
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Posted on 5/6/23 at 8:12 am to
We like to smoke some weed
But don't hold that against us
We're just simple folks that don't know better cause
We both rode the short bus
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:33 am to
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 5/8/23 at 10:31 am to
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All my dogs are Sally
Named'em after their mama
We live with my woman and a fish named Katie, 6 miles south of Houma

Katie is not some aquarium fish
She's a brackish-loving bull shark
She swims to the porch and flaunts her fin, to make all the Sallys bark

One Sally just came up missing
Vanished outta thin air
Checked with my neighbor Amos Moses, he hadn't seen hide nor hair
When Katie circled near the porch, I could have sworn she smiled

All my dogs are Sally
Including the one we can't find

Ol' Katie was a bit of a legend
To the folks all around Houma
For she took out a couple of fishermen and my neighbor's prized llama.

Now my woman's folks and my family, too
Won't come to visit our shack
They're all afeared of being the next victim of a deadly shark attack.

Anotha Sally just came up missing
Vanished outta thin air
Checked with my neighbor Amos Moses, he hadn't seen hide nor hair
When Katie circled near the porch, I could have sworn she smiled

All my dogs are Sally
Including the ones we can't find

One day Katie got a little close to shore
And Sally Number 3 got brave
Jumped teeth first into the pool and took Katie to her grave.

Allllll my dogs are Sallllly
This post was edited on 5/10/23 at 11:19 am
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:06 pm to
My dogs like to rally,
‘round coons that are hairy.
They won’t answer to Fido, Duke, Spot, or Larry…only answer to Sally.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 5/13/23 at 9:51 am to
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Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 6/20/23 at 4:07 pm to
FYI, Harry, I have registered our song for copyright.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 5/7/24 at 3:27 pm to
We got us a hit, Harry

Version 1

Verson 2

Needs a little tweaking.
This post was edited on 5/7/24 at 3:35 pm
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 5/7/24 at 3:38 pm to
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 5/7/24 at 4:12 pm to
I can't find the right tag to give it that Jerry Reed sound. Tried swamp country, swamp rock, rockabilly, etc.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 5/7/24 at 4:30 pm to
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 5/7/24 at 4:36 pm to
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that Jerry Reed sound

Rockabilly would've probably been my first guess.

Definitely a funkier syncopation in some of his stuff too, depending on which one you're going for.

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 5/7/24 at 4:40 pm to
Going for Amos Moses-esque.
This post was edited on 5/7/24 at 4:41 pm
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 5/7/24 at 4:52 pm to
Yeah, it's almost like a country novelty song or a parody song maybe?
Posted by OK Roughneck
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Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 5/7/24 at 5:48 pm to
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Shitposting is my life
After my cat tore my Achilles
You losers are my brothers
Now all of you post some titties

.... You missed your calling in song writing.



Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

you _______’d Katie this early in the song??


Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

Ol' Katie was a bit of a ….




Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:40 pm to
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p.s.

my chorus idea runs counter to your _____ing Katie idea


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