re: Y'all are lucky Texas is about to save your conference.

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mean, Texas is superior in every way over all states in our supposed republic.

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Terrible cities / suburban wastelands, disgusting brown water, no mountains, and the butt of most jokes. Texas simply sucks. I’d rather be sipping a martini on a sailboat than wasting away in a Dallas suburb.

You cowboy Billy Bobs won’t be accomplishing anything in the SEC. Beat Kansas two years in a row, then we’ll discuss your ability to win at least one game in the conference.