re: I hope A&M is the one to knock LSU out of the playoffs.

Why?
Oh cuz jumbo is a fricking alky.

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You will think differently when you watch the A&M players carrying Jimbo off the field.

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You couldn’t beat us with our worst team in 20 years with a fired coach and staff one foot out the door. Your program is the laughing stock of college football.

I list things your university excels:

Gay pride parades
Cow tipping
Hiring shitty football coaches
Giving shitty football coaches huge contracts
Hiring AD’s that give shitty contracts
Giving NIL deals to players that smoke weed in opposing teams locker rooms
Winning off-season national championships
Dick riding other teams success
Male cheerleaders
Creepy midnight yell pep rally’s


Things you suck at:
The forward pass
Scoring points
Stopping other teams from scoring more points than you
Stopping the run
Hot women on your campus
Female cheerleaders
Cooking brisket