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Posted on 11/16/22 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 4:20 pm to
Where do I start with this moron?

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So you're from Alabama, but you hate most people who are from Alabama? Hmm. Ok. Let's move on.



No, I hate the redneck Bammers who think their HS (GED) education is superior to any college educated person. They live vicariously through 18-22 year olds the have nothing in common with and wouldn't let any of them date their daughters.

If you're complaining about this then I assume that means you did not, yourself, hang out in beer joints getting drunk, and in fact are judging those who did. Hanging out in beer joints getting drunk doesn't really seem that bad, honestly. In fact it sounds kind of fun. I'm definitely starting to get a picture in my mind of you as a younger person.

I used to drink in my younger days. But I hung around people who were fun when they drank and didn't get some liquid bravado and try fighting everyone. I spent many a Fridays in an Officers Club in a flightsuit, hugging and kissing any of the woman they would ship in on a Friday Night. We did need "liquid bravado"

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Ok. Unlike all those super-welcoming Auburn fans, huh? Auburn has always been known as a bastion of racial acceptance.



Racism is part of the culture of a state, but Auburn being an education institution, the student body is more inclusive than the rest of the population. Bama students are not racist for the most part, same as Auburn. But most of AU fans are AU alum. Compare that to Bama.

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Yep. You're a goddamn pencilneck, all right. The only thing you have going for you is your degree, isn't it? Why won't they see? Why won't they care??? I GRADUATED FROM AUBURN GODDAMMIT!!!



No, I have 30 years in the Military.

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The first part of this definitely happened, and often, to young Irons. The second part is either made up, or he watched it happen while not participating in it, because no one but no one is running from the sexless dork trying to tell everyone about how his degree makes him better than them.



Never got in a physical fight with a UA Alum. But I have watched other fight dumbass rednecks, who also happened to be Bama Fans. Their life sucked so much, they fought the world, both woman and men.



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This seems very specific. This is about a particular person, isn't it? Someone who causes deep-seated feelings of jealousy and inadequacy in you. It's possible the wife in this scenario, who you seem to regard with a mix of hostility and desire, is your very own ex, taken from you by this man who makes you feel so small, while all you can do is seethe and stare at your degree on the wall, wondering why it won't protect you.



No, very general. Go to any town in Alabama. You will find them.
This post was edited on 11/16/22 at 4:27 pm
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13546 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 4:44 pm to
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Irons Puppet


Your weird, very personal meltdown in this thread has been a delight to watch unfold.

I actually like Auburn and their fans quite a bit more than Alabama fans in person, but you could be a fan of any program and I'd poke at you as long as you made these very insecure and oddly specific threads/posts.

Your entire persona on this board just screams of (poorly) trying to mask all your anger, jealousy, and insecurity. You want approval and attention as a fake insider so bad that you're willing to dig deep and fight against anyone that might even remotely question your shitty credibility, not even realizing that everyone is basically making fun of you for thinking of yourself as "in the know."

The more you fight it, the less credible you appear - but you still haven't gotten that hint and you think everyone else is ignorant because they just can't see the "insider genius" that is Irons Puppet.

It's everyone else that's clearly the dumb ones that don't recognize your totally elite insider status, you're an island of one!
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