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re: Offacial Ole Miss-UK hate week trash talk thread
Posted on 9/26/22 at 7:02 pm to Publicschoolkid
Posted on 9/26/22 at 7:02 pm to Publicschoolkid
A Kentucky boy takes a Mississippi girl for his wife. A little later, on the wedding night, he storms angry back into Pappy's shack in the holler.
Pappy asks - "Boy, why ain't you doin' what a man does on his weddin' night ? ".
Boy replies - "I was. Even started all slow and gentleman like. And when I got down to the good parts, she gets all nervous and tells me she was a virgin !!!".
Pappy says - "Boy, you done right. If she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours !!!".
Pappy asks - "Boy, why ain't you doin' what a man does on his weddin' night ? ".
Boy replies - "I was. Even started all slow and gentleman like. And when I got down to the good parts, she gets all nervous and tells me she was a virgin !!!".
Pappy says - "Boy, you done right. If she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours !!!".
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