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re: What is it like being an Alabama fan?
Posted on 8/23/22 at 9:28 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 8/23/22 at 9:28 pm to BowlJackson
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Imagine your entire life, and all your social relationships revolving around the football team of a school that you never went to. Your fanhood of this team is most significant social marker. Your knowledge of the sport is minimal for someone who makes a team their entire personality, and subconsciously the only reason you even care so deeply is bc being a Bama fan, Christian, and republican are the only way you know how to fit in and you have major daddy issues so youll do anything not to disappoint him even tho he’s actually a drunk redneck POS. Since you’ve so deeply convinced yourself that Bama football is important in your small, small world that is your backwards rural hometown, when things don’t go Bama’s/ your way you let it affect your emotions and you take it out on your poor helpless dog. You are also single and an incel bc you are an only child
Wow dude just say you're jealous
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Posted on 8/23/22 at 9:36 pm to ChromaticTide
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Wow dude just say you're jealous
See this is exactly what I’m talking about. Nobody is jealous of the team you CHOSE to root for. It’s college sports, played by 18-21 yr old kids and I’m an adult. College sports are fun, it’s not that deep and certainly not something to be jealous over
if anybody was jealous, they would make the choice to jump on the bandwagon with you and the rest of the no life losers
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