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Posted on 5/2/22 at 6:59 pm to Junkyard Super Dawg
Posted on 5/2/22 at 6:59 pm to Junkyard Super Dawg
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Junkyard Super Dawg
Nothing screams inferiority like a May post after a Jan NC directed at a fan base that truly believes they overachieved getting there this year.
And, the obligatory, who are you?
This post was edited on 5/2/22 at 7:00 pm
Posted on 5/2/22 at 7:10 pm to Che Boludo
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who are you?
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Posted on 5/4/22 at 5:05 pm to Che Boludo
I'm going to pass on commenting on this thread
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