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re: Choke on it, Auburn
Posted on 2/8/22 at 10:39 pm to HogsOfWar
Posted on 2/8/22 at 10:39 pm to HogsOfWar
For years my company had a large plant in Fayetteville and during the 90s I took a group of employees from there to an Arkansas NCAA Regional game in Winston-Salem, NC. Suffice it to say, never have I been more embarrassed than that afternoon being among that "we-uns don't get out much" group. Despite beating the sh*t out of their overmatched opponent, they yelled and screamed insults at the officials and other team the entire game. So, why not learn to win with class and sh*t-can the contrived Arkansas air of superiority. After all, if not for Wal-Mart and Tyson Foods, the state would rival a quasi-third world country. In the end, Auburn played like sh*t tonight without their starting point guard in front of a hostile crowd reminiscent of the aforementioned group. Yet, despite it all, the game still went into OT and next week Auburn will still be ranked near the top, So, show some class and enjoy the win like the thousands who rushed the court thinking the local beer distributor was giving away $1 dollar off coupons for Keystone Light 15 packs.
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Posted on 2/8/22 at 10:50 pm to iriewaregl
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For years my company had a large plant in Fayetteville and during the 90s I took a group of employees from there to an Arkansas NCAA Regional game in Winston-Salem, NC. Suffice it to say, never have I been more embarrassed than that afternoon being among that "we-uns don't get out much" group. Despite beating the sh*t out of their overmatched opponent, they yelled and screamed insults at the officials and other team the entire game. So, why not learn to win with class and sh*t-can the contrived Arkansas air of superiority. After all, if not for Wal-Mart and Tyson Foods, the state would rival a quasi-third world country. In the end, Auburn played like sh*t tonight without their starting point guard in front of a hostile crowd reminiscent of the aforementioned group. Yet, despite it all, the game still went into OT and next week Auburn will still be ranked near the top, So, show some class and enjoy the win like the thousands who rushed the court thinking the local beer distributor was giving away $1 dollar off coupons for Keystone Light 15 packs.
too long, didn't read
Posted on 2/8/22 at 11:01 pm to iriewaregl
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they yelled and screamed insults at the officials and other team the entire game. So, why not learn to win with class and sh*t-can the contrived Arkansas air of superiority.
You lost so you can go frick yourself.
Posted on 2/8/22 at 11:04 pm to iriewaregl
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For years my company had a large plant in Fayetteville and during the 90s I took a group of employees from there to an Arkansas NCAA Regional game in Winston-Salem, NC. Suffice it to say, never have I been more embarrassed than that afternoon being among that "we-uns don't get out much" group. Despite beating the sh*t out of their overmatched opponent, they yelled and screamed insults at the officials and other team the entire game. So, why not learn to win with class and sh*t-can the contrived Arkansas air of superiority. After all, if not for Wal-Mart and Tyson Foods, the state would rival a quasi-third world country. In the end, Auburn played like sh*t tonight without their starting point guard in front of a hostile crowd reminiscent of the aforementioned group. Yet, despite it all, the game still went into OT and next week Auburn will still be ranked near the top, So, show some class and enjoy the win like the thousands who rushed the court thinking the local beer distributor was giving away $1 dollar off coupons for Keystone Light 15 packs.
This is how you melt kids. If your tissue soft employees can’t bear to hear fans raising hell for their team, make sure to only take them to the friendly confines of Auburn arena. Don’t take too many employees though, a high school basketball court fills up fast. You may not be entertained, or even impressed with the basketball played there, but you can rest assured that you won’t hear any vulgarity or excessive noise from the genteel, cultured attendees.
Posted on 2/9/22 at 1:16 am to iriewaregl
Imagine writing all of that nonsense and calling umpires “officials”, lol.
Posted on 2/9/22 at 8:29 am to iriewaregl
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For years my company had a large plant in Fayetteville and during the 90s I took a group of employees from there to an Arkansas NCAA Regional game in Winston-Salem, NC.
Did you pay for the tix or did the company pay? If it’s the latter, you didn’t take them, the company did. I have to laugh when some douche bag says “so and so works for me” even though they both work for a company. If you don’t sign their checks, they don’t work for you.
Posted on 2/9/22 at 8:21 pm to iriewaregl
I’ve heard everything now. An Auburn fan telling others to win with “class”. AU wouldnt know class if it smacked them in the teeth. Better watch out Bama. AU is coming on extremely strong in the whining competition.
Posted on 2/9/22 at 9:02 pm to iriewaregl
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ushed the court thinking the local beer distributor was giving away $1 dollar off coupons for Keystone Light 15 packs.
Ya know where I can get me some of dem coupons? Asked your mom, but all she had was ebt.
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