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As a Senior VP of a Fortune 500 corporation at the time, my budget was hit with the cost of the tickets, corporate jet, hotel and meals/entertainment. So yeah, the company paid for it in the end, but without my invite they wouldn't have gone to the game. And BTW grammatically challenged troll, I have little doubt that this here "douce" has paid more in taxes in a single day than you have made in lifetime earnings. Now, any more words of wisdom Einstein?

Most community colleges offer adult education reading and writing courses "fer free." Just saying ...

Excuse me for listing (off the top of my head) a random sampling of some Auburn grads' world class accomplishments and having the ability to properly use the English language to do so. I fully realize that "education" is a dirty word to you "football is all that matters in life" types which sadly personifies the State of Alabama's embarrassing national rankings in K-12 education. Regardless, education, accomplishment (outside of football) and memory retention aren't bad things. That's why I was able to retire at a very young age. And yes, my Auburn education played a major role in helping that happen. To which, I make no apologies! Now, any more questions Bammer?

Your triggered defense and corresponding insults trying to convince us that Auburn doesn't live in your mind rent free in actuality confirms the obvious from a deductive logic standpoint. Nice work Bammer!

A formula for your long term happiness:

*1980 mg of Lithium once a day

*Completion of 2 remedial English Composition courses at Truett-McConnell, or an accredited community college of your choice

*Mandatory attendance at "snowflake anomymous" support sessions every 1980 hours (actual therapy time to be diagnosed by a certified therapist)

*2 continuous hours of non-triggered Internet and FOX News free time every 1980 minutes

It won't be easy for sure, but always remember: At any given time there are at least 1980 people on this site willing to give you moral support.

I'm sorry daddy. To show you that there's no hard feelings, here's a great UGA memory I found especially for you.

1980 - run Lindsey run.

Actually, that is how Shug Jordan's family pronounced their last name. It's sort of like how Albany, GA is pronounced All-benny. Or, how Lafayette is pronounced differently in various states. Or, how "Birmingham" is pronounced differently in England. Or, how coon asses pronounce "about."

Seriously, look at the cumulative total of all academic ranking publications/services and LSU falls out toward the bottom of the SEC every year only slightly ahead of Ole Miss and Hail State. Your grammatically challenged writing skills personify that sad reality. My guess -- since Louisiana has the highest poverty (and murder) rate in the USA, LSU has to accept a disproportionate number of sub-par in-state students which factors into its poor academic reputation. So, enjoy your 2019 football success thus far. But, chill with the contrived delusions of academic superiority. Auburn can boast the CEO of Apple; the founder of Wikipedia; 6 astronauts (including the second American female in space); a Medal of Honor recipient; and, many more accomplished grads. These include Academy/Grammy Award/Pulitzer Prize winners and several household name athletes. Conversely, LSU has James Carvelle; Shaq (considered your most prominent alum), Pistol Pete and some other professional athletes; a few journalists; a couple of actors; and, a long list of corrupt politicians. Ultimately, the proof is in the pudding playa!

This here "kid" has probably paid more in taxes in a single year than you've made in total life time earnings. But hey, you can always rest on the belief that this is the Internet and I could be bullsh*ting. So, it's all good.

So, are you saying it will be a QB draw? If Tua is around 90%, I think he'll shine at home. Not that Burrow will perform poorly; BUT, let's not forget the "it" factor. What has Burrow accomplished in comparison to Tua thus far in his career?