Favorite team:Auburn 
Location:Atlanta
Biography:I was raised by shape shifting lizzard people and attended a secret Illuminati boarding school located 1547 meters beneath Denver International Airport
Interests:Transcendental mediation, levitation and catching flies for momma and daddy
Occupation:Guru
Number of Posts:72
Registered on:9/21/2019
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re: Choke on it, Auburn

Posted by iriewaregl on 2/9/22 at 6:28 pm
As a Senior VP of a Fortune 500 corporation at the time, my budget was hit with the cost of the tickets, corporate jet, hotel and meals/entertainment. So yeah, the company paid for it in the end, but without my invite they wouldn't have gone to the game. And BTW grammatically challenged troll, I hav...

re: Choke on it, Auburn

Posted by iriewaregl on 2/9/22 at 12:54 am
Bud Walton Arena opened in 1994 at a construction cost of $30 million (half paid for by Sam Walton. Auburn "high school" Arena opened in 2010 at a construction cost of $86 million. In the end, don't be hating on those of us who prefer FIRST CLASS quality over TOURIST CLASS quantity. Case-in-po...

re: Choke on it, Auburn

Posted by iriewaregl on 2/8/22 at 10:59 pm
Most community colleges offer adult education reading and writing courses "fer free." Just saying ......

re: Choke on it, Auburn

Posted by iriewaregl on 2/8/22 at 10:39 pm
For years my company had a large plant in Fayetteville and during the 90s I took a group of employees from there to an Arkansas NCAA Regional game in Winston-Salem, NC. Suffice it to say, never have I been more embarrassed than that afternoon being among that "we-uns don't get out much" group. Despi...

re: Auburn pounding their chests

Posted by iriewaregl on 9/12/21 at 5:29 pm
Excuse me for listing (off the top of my head) a random sampling of some Auburn grads' world class accomplishments and having the ability to properly use the English language to do so. I fully realize that "education" is a dirty word to you "football is all that matters in life" types which sadly p...

re: Auburn pounding their chests

Posted by iriewaregl on 9/12/21 at 3:33 pm
God only knows how a "cow college" in a South Alabama hick town (less than two hours from downtown Atlanta -- 1:30 to Hartsfield) produced the current CEO of Apple (America's 3rd largest corporation with annual revenues larger than the GDPs of all but 7 nations worldwide); the founder of Wikipedia; ...

re: Auburn pounding their chests

Posted by iriewaregl on 9/12/21 at 2:04 pm
Your triggered defense and corresponding insults trying to convince us that Auburn doesn't live in your mind rent free in actuality confirms the obvious from a deductive logic standpoint. Nice work Bammer!...

re: Auburn pounding their chests

Posted by iriewaregl on 9/12/21 at 1:11 pm
A 2-1 or 3-0 record after next Saturday's game won't change the reality that Auburn will always live rent free in Bammers' heads. A growing number of researchers blame this mind controlling obsession on long term exposure to toxic mixes of black mold spores and other nasty pathogens commonly found ...

re: Updated NCAA Net Rankings

Posted by iriewaregl on 1/8/20 at 1:27 pm
A formula for your long term happiness: *1980 mg of Lithium once a day *Completion of 2 remedial English Composition courses at Truett-McConnell, or an accredited community college of your choice *Mandatory attendance at "snowflake anomymous" support sessions every 1980 hours (actual therap...

re: I’m a Bama fan, not an SEC fan

Posted by iriewaregl on 12/11/19 at 6:30 pm
Hey Champ! Take your state championship ring; all-state trophy in an unnamed sport; local newspaper clippings/scrapbook; and,.50 cents to McDonald's and you'll still be short buying that much needed cup of coffee as you approach day 12 of your Iron Bowl melt and newfound hatred of the SEC. ...

re: Georgia fans are trash

Posted by iriewaregl on 11/15/19 at 12:13 am
I'm sorry daddy. To show you that there's no hard feelings, here's a great UGA memory I found especially for you. [link=(https://youtu.be/hS2nOlll7YY)]1980 - run Lindsey run. [/link]...

re: Georgia fans are trash

Posted by iriewaregl on 11/14/19 at 11:27 pm
[link=(https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rKVrY6C0aRY)]This is what that tainted, bittersweet SEC championship got the Dawg nation. Oh yeah -- 1980 bitch.[/link]...
Actually, that is how Shug Jordan's family pronounced their last name. It's sort of like how Albany, GA is pronounced All-benny. Or, how Lafayette is pronounced differently in various states. Or, how "Birmingham" is pronounced differently in England. Or, how coon asses pronounce "about."...
Lithium and a couple of remedial English Composition courses at a local community college could truly revolutionize your dream of becoming the next Tolstoy. BTW -- UGA leads the SEC (and is 6th in the NCAA) in combined numbers of chop block, taunting and personal foul penalties since Vince Dooley an...
Seriously, look at the cumulative total of all academic ranking publications/services and LSU falls out toward the bottom of the SEC every year only slightly ahead of Ole Miss and Hail State. Your grammatically challenged writing skills personify that sad reality. My guess -- since Louisiana has the...
Seriously dude, UGA has played an extremely weak schedule compared to Auburn. As such, those stats mean ZERO going into Saturday's game. And, stats aside, very few (if any) objective NCAA fans would take UGA's DL over Auburn's. Plus, Auburn's 2 losses came against Top Ten teams. You guys got whipped...
This here "kid" has probably paid more in taxes in a single year than you've made in total life time earnings. But hey, you can always rest on the belief that this is the Internet and I could be bullsh*ting. So, it's all good....
Feel better South Alabama Sigmund?...
So, are you saying it will be a QB draw? If Tua is around 90%, I think he'll shine at home. Not that Burrow will perform poorly; BUT, let's not forget the "it" factor. What has Burrow accomplished in comparison to Tua thus far in his career? ...
Golly jeepers. I wish that I could be as cool as you and my children will one day include how long I was on an anonymous football board as the highlight of my obituary. But hey, a man can dream. So, bask in the joy and don't be hatin' on us underlings. God bless you....