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re: The SEC sucks
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:35 am to GamecockUltimate
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:35 am to GamecockUltimate
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Michigan fans are happy, they finally are competitive again. So the first thing they do is go run and tell the SEC
Apparently they're handing out "The Idiots Guide to Slang" to certain Michigan fans. It's kinda' cute, really - yet kinda' sad. We all know today's influx of Big Ten fans are just filling some time - because they don't do a Champaign Brunch up there - before they fill up the station wagon to head to the family gathering before gracefully bowing out early to catch Two for Ones at the local Applebee's. And that's OK.
But really, pick your dignity up off the floor, Midwestern Yankees all across the Rust Belt, and stop with the sorry attempt at sounding "hip" - because that's not even a word that's used anymore. And for the love of Baby Jesus - don't even think about dropping a "For shizzle my nizzle". That's also outdated, and totally inappropriate for anyone wearing an ugly Christmas sweater and just killing time - since it's too damn awful to walk outside where you live anyway.
Pro Tip and Spoiler Alert - the Big 10 STILL won't be holding a championship trophy at the end of this year, either.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:42 am to ScoggDog
weak. i lived in NW Indiana and SE Indiana is an armpit . Im a crown point kid. the jewel of the state of Indiana and u UK fan ,YOU live in the midwest too . GO VALPO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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