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Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:41 pm
We're all anonymous here (except Tbird). This is a safe place. I'll start:
One time in the 3rd grade I got in trouble for calling my friend "four eyes". I wasn't trying to be mean. I saw it on TV or something and thought we'd both think it was funny because it's such a ridiculous insult. But he got upset and went and told the teacher. He said it hurt his feelings and nobody had ever called him that before. I still feel terrible about it to this day
One time in the 3rd grade I got in trouble for calling my friend "four eyes". I wasn't trying to be mean. I saw it on TV or something and thought we'd both think it was funny because it's such a ridiculous insult. But he got upset and went and told the teacher. He said it hurt his feelings and nobody had ever called him that before. I still feel terrible about it to this day
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:44 pm to BowlJackson
I was playing soccer when I was in 6th grade and this armless kid (his name was Zeke) was trying to stop me from kicking it while I was the goalie.
Kicked it as hard as I could at his face and sent him stumbling over his own feet and nearly caused a riot on the field.
Kicked it as hard as I could at his face and sent him stumbling over his own feet and nearly caused a riot on the field.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:49 pm to BowlJackson
I ate Elmer's School Glue when I was in Kindergarten. And first grade. And maybe second grade. It wasn't until I was caught with my hands glued together with a book that I stole during third grade book fair, Bram Stokers Dracula, that anyone took issue with it.
I had to give up my ice cream money for a week to pay for the book. The teacher showed my hands to the entire class.
I had to give up my ice cream money for a week to pay for the book. The teacher showed my hands to the entire class.
This post was edited on 9/17/15 at 10:50 pm
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:03 pm to CatFan81
Can't remember if in 2nd grade or 3rd grade, but this loser kid Andy in my class said he had a girlfriend from Mobile named Ariel. So we made fun of Andy for a week for dating the Little Mermaid. It came to blows one day during a bathroom break after lunch. Andy walked in and I made a snide comment over my shoulder while I was pissing about the Little Mermaid. Andy lost it and shoved me hard enough that I stepped in the urinal (one of those tall ones that extends to the floor.) I still had my dick in my hand and was still pissing so I couldn't retaliate immediately. Luckily my two friends also in the bathroom had my back and started wailing on Andy. Once I finished pissing and zipped up, I helped push Andy into a stall and give him a swirly. Apparently Andy didn't see me help with the swirly so my two friends were the only ones called to the principal's office after Andy tattled to the teacher. Neither of my friends were rats and I didn't get told on so I never got in trouble, and they got suspended. I always felt like I got away with murder. Glad that's off my chest.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:21 pm to BowlJackson
I this where I tell my homoerotic tales?
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:26 pm to BowlJackson
....thought briefly of sharing, but thought better of it.
But cool thread.
But cool thread.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:40 pm to BowlJackson
I faked it once. I had a condom on so she never knew. I felt horrible, and have dedicated my life to always blow my load since.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:40 pm to Wet Works
Whatever floats your boat, bud
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:41 pm to CatFan81
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The teacher showed my hands to the entire class
Abusive bastard
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:43 pm to BowlJackson
I was raped by my cousins and uncle when I was 8 kept happening til about 13.
They even forced me to have bestiality.
Took a little to recover from that luckily I met my saviour/wife when I was 15 she saved me from all my troubles and never let me stay in my depressions.
And never left me alone and now I have a lil girl on the way!
They even forced me to have bestiality.
Took a little to recover from that luckily I met my saviour/wife when I was 15 she saved me from all my troubles and never let me stay in my depressions.
And never left me alone and now I have a lil girl on the way!
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:45 pm to paladine36
i'm not completely sure the statute of limitations is up on mine so i will save it lol
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:46 pm to paladine36
Jesus.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:58 pm to five_fivesix
Jesus isn't a girl and he don't knock people up
Posted on 9/18/15 at 12:00 am to BowlJackson
When I was a kid. I stuck an ink pen up my butt while beating my meat.
Now I let strangers use their fingers.
Now I let strangers use their fingers.
Posted on 9/18/15 at 12:04 am to BowlJackson
I used to hate this one white trash broad in my HS class. I never said anything to her face, but she was just a joke to me.
Looking back it really wasn't her fault, she was just born into shite, and it pissed me off.
During a visit back home to Missouri on leave from the Navy, we happened to meet up at a bar, drank a lot and I fricked her in the alley behind the bar.
I still think she's trash, but I friended her on Facebook just because.
Looking back it really wasn't her fault, she was just born into shite, and it pissed me off.
During a visit back home to Missouri on leave from the Navy, we happened to meet up at a bar, drank a lot and I fricked her in the alley behind the bar.
I still think she's trash, but I friended her on Facebook just because.
This post was edited on 9/18/15 at 12:05 am
Posted on 9/18/15 at 12:09 am to Wet Works
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When I was a kid. I stuck an ink pen up my butt
In 6th grade, this kid named Joey stuck a pen up his butt and went around telling everybody, including teachers, to smell his pen because it smelled like hot dogs.
Posted on 9/18/15 at 12:40 am to BowlJackson
I listen to ICP occasionally
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:24 am to vengeanceofrain
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i'm not completely sure the statute of limitations is up on mine so i will save it lol
Aww, but if you shared, someone would be able to tell you if your state's statute of limitations applies or not!
Posted on 9/18/15 at 5:17 am to BowlJackson
Since I was a teenager i constantly break the law because I feel I need to be an outlaw but at the same time never get caught.
Posted on 9/18/15 at 5:36 am to rantfan
When I was 13, I use to peek in our neighbors sliding glass door. I climbed her fence and hid behind their grill. Her mom walked around in the mornings with a bath robe on and her tits would be out most of the time. She was not even attractive but had a nice rack
She caught me and made me cut their grass 5 times not to tell anyone.
Was totally worth it.
She caught me and made me cut their grass 5 times not to tell anyone.
Was totally worth it.
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