Our game was reminiscent of a great Snake Stabler story

He said they were playing Kansas City and they were killing him. After the umteenth sack they pick him up off the ground, they huddle up and he looks around and says "we are missing someone". The team looks at each other thinking ole Snake is delirious from the hit, and one of em says naw Snake we all here. And he says...No we are missing Willie (Willie Lanier the MLB for Kansas City), he has been in the backfield the entire fcking game he might as well be in the huddle too, now can somebody keep him off me for two seconds we might win this thing.