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Posted on 4/5/18 at 11:16 am to
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 4/5/18 at 11:16 am to
I didn’t get the fake jewelry thing.
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
12846 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 11:52 am to
quote:

I'm doing pretty well. Just sold a shite ton of fake jewelry to some idiot and made a killing off of it.

I died laughing. Saw a tweet the other day that said:

"Damn, Brees just can't get a ring that's not tarnished!"
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 4/5/18 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

I'm doing pretty well. Just sold a shite ton of fake jewelry to some idiot and made a killing off of it.



Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24932 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 1:43 pm to
Drew Brees is bad with money. He bought 15 million dollars worth of jewelry and got upset when he realized that is a terrible investment. Also he is a spokesman for a pyramid scheme.
Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24845 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 1:44 pm to
WTF is going on in this thread?
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
17995 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 7:59 pm to
OK....got it...the fake and idiot words threw me off.
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
17995 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:02 pm to
Speaking of jewelry....
You know the one piece of jewelry that nobody in the history of the Falcons organization has?
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30536 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 9:11 pm to
Still here. You are pathetic. It’s sad
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
12846 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 9:31 pm to
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Speaking of jewelry.... You know the one piece of jewelry that nobody in the history of the Falcons organization has?

I’m not sure you’re keeping up...
It’s the multi million dollar one Brese (French for frick nugget) bought for his wife that now he’s all butt hurt didn’t appreciate.
This post was edited on 4/5/18 at 9:34 pm
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
12846 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 9:39 pm to
Also I think Matt Ryan and his wife have wedding rings, if that’s what you were alluding to?

It’s weird that Matt Ryan doesn’t have to over compensate. I wonder if Drew pulled a Kobe Bryant? Or maybe Mrs. Brees has been popping kids out with the Gardner the whole time and Drew feels insecure?
Hey, who knows. Should prolly ask the jeweler.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13272 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:39 am to
I heard Julio has a Prince Albert
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
12846 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 8:34 am to
Well he’s gotta get some pleasure when he constantly goes balls deep on the league. I don’t blame him.
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
17995 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:34 pm to
Y’all need to focus on winning a SUPERBOWL and stop obsessing about dicks.
This thread has gotten weird.
Posted by BreezyDawg
Trembling Earth
Member since Dec 2016
3320 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 2:10 pm to
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Rohan Gravy


Why are you even here? Other Saints posters vote you off the island on yalls page?
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
12846 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:41 pm to
I mean I’m very focused on winning a super bowl. And then I realize I’m a 36 white dude with limited speed, shitty hands, can’t throw or block and don’t have fast hips to cover like a good DB.

Oh all that plus I’m not on the team.
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
17995 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 4:13 pm to
So I completely understand...
I’m in the same position as you.
Well a couple of years older!
But why would y’all turn to the “dick obsession” thing?
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
12846 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 6:14 pm to
I didn’t start it just kinda ran with it. Who knows?
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
17995 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 7:23 pm to
Hey...
Y’all are good guys...
Just like giving you some shite.
We were lucky enough to win a SUPERBOWL but y’alls history is better than ours I’m sure.
Here’s to a good season!
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
12846 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:12 pm to
Cheers! It’s all good brother. I lurk on the Saints section too. They hate me as well.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13272 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

Hey...
Y’all are good guys...
Just like giving you some shite.
We were lucky enough to win a SUPERBOWL but y’alls history is better than ours I’m sure.
Here’s to a good season!


And you are a flaming douche
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