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Tonight on Coast2Coast....

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Hour number one, George talks to a guest named Mel who has a hole, and claims to know where all of Arkansas second half points against Missouri went.

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Hour two, George discusses the impending doom of the planets orbiting Bert with his guest Richard C. Hoagland.

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Hour three, George welcomes renowned Remote Viewer Major Ed Dames, as he discusses what he and his intelligence crew suspect Bert will be eating for breakfast, and perhaps for many days into the near future.

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And of course, hour four will be open lines, dedicated to your calls regarding Berts major frick up today.

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