re: An Open Letter to Nicholas Lou Saban Jr, Part II

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Dear Coach Saban (The Greatest of All-Time), #2, Four Years ago, when you got a commitment from Robert Foster, a 5-Star WR, I walked around with a cocky strut for at least 4-5 days. He was a hell of an athlete, and I knew he’d be a legend at Alabama...... I was wrong, the recruiting services were wrong, and you are wrong now. Get that sorry piece of crap off the freaking field. What the hell are you doing, and what the hell are you thinking? He’s supposed be the 2nd option this year at WR and he’s got 11 receptions for 146 Yards FOR THE ENTIRE SEASON. Pathetic. What kind of dumbass runs a 3 yard crossing pattern on 4th down when we need 4 yards, and then tiptoes the line trying to be all cute instead of diving forward? He’s not good, he sucks, he can’t get open, it takes more than elite speed to succeed in football. He’s useless, he’s a bust, he’s a letdown, he’s overrated, he’s any other bad adjective you can think of to describe a football player who was supposed to be good, but ended up sucking. Get Fosters arse off the field, and Cam Sims isn’t much better, get his arse off the field too... And now, the key for Natty #6.... Jerry Muthaphukkin Jeudy Henry Muthaphukkin Ruggs III Devonta Muthaphukkin Smith The only excuse for Foster/Sims playing over these 3 studs is run blocking. Fine, they don’t run block as well. Then take Jeudy, Ruggs, Smith out on that practice field for 20 hours a day everyday until January 1 and work on run blocking if you must, but get them better at run blocking so they can get on the field instead of those bozos Foster/Sims.

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